Just because it say " Cold Hearted " Doesn't mean it's JUST sad. This one contains funnies. Ha-ha! I can see well not really...That teenagers can be mature! But some NOT, like me. But I hope आप people who are 13 या older will enjoy this story and laugh. Besides this story starts to FUNNY then Love. In the End. आप might crack your head.
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शिकामारू was very smart. Blah,blah.
Temari was always द्वारा his side,sense नारूटो कहा "Are आप guy's on a तारीख, दिनांक या something?". Temari was sensing something strange growing in her heart. But what could it be? In days Temari wanted to get the feeling off. Everyday she hangs out with Shikamaru, she blushes,be sometimes silence. But what could it be? What made her blush and be silent, when she's around with Shikamaru?
शिकामारू wonders why she has been अभिनय weird lately. So he asked her...
Shikamaru- Temari,what is up with आप these days?
Temari- Wha? Oh nothing. Why?
Shikamaru- You've been silent these times. It's not like you.
Temari- What do आप mean? I've been fine lately?
She कहा with a soft smile.
Shikamaru- man, Your troublesome. आप made me be curious about you.
Sakura- Shikamaru!
Shikamaru- What?
Sakura- Tsunade has something for you?
Shikamaru- Please don't let it be TonTon's crap again.
Temari was just looking at him all weird.
Sakura- uhh...No. She has a mission for आप and Temari.
Temari- Let me guess. Chunin Exams.
Sakura- Kinda. But...You have to train these kids. Name Anomi,Tsukiyo,and Kino.
Shikamaru- They have weird names.
Sakura- Don't make fun of them Shikamru!
Shikamaru- Okay. See ya.
Sakura- uh. Yeah.
Temari- Well tell आप when we need help.
She कहा while putting her hands on her hips.
Shikamaru- Moron.
he mutterd.
Sakura- Did आप say something Shikamaru?
Shikamaru- No. Loser.
He mutterd again .
Sakura- Ha-ha! Alright. See ya.
Shikamaru- Bitch.
He mutterd once again.
Sakura-okay! I herd that one!
Shikamaru- Shut up and leave!
Sakura- Grrrr....
Temari giggled. She thought शिकामारू wasn't funny but he his.
Shikamaru- ?. uhh...Well. Let's go.
Sakura- I'll get आप later!
Shikamru- Riiight.
He कहा when he walked away. He didn't CARE about Sakura. Not one bit.
Temari- Hey. It's been a while sense we haven't gone in the Chunin Exams.
Shikamaru- और like 3 weeks.
Temari- Being a Jonin is such hard work.
Shikamaru- Well. Being Human and having your health. That's the most important thing.
Temari- Hey, sense when do आप start saying that?
" Being Human and Having Your Heatlh." Hmph.
Shikamaru- It's true. Don't make fun of it.
Temari- I know.
They arrived of the Chunin Exams and saw the 3 kids they have to train.
Shikamaru- Alright. I'm going to give आप nick names. Anomi आप nick name is...Butt Head, Tsukiyo, your nick name is Bozo Head, and Kino,yours is , Hippo's Butt.
Temari- Aren't ...Aren't those bueatiful names.
Shikamaru- I know.
Temari- Your made them cry.
Shikamaru- That means they like there nick name.Ok! Let's go! Get up u 3!
Anomi- आप Jacka**
Temari- OMG, a 6 साल old saying that. That's big.
Shikamaru- Do as I say! या your dead!
3 hours later they trained and trained! But they do it like Gai Sensei's training.
Temari- Mission Complete.
Shikamaru- Let's रिपोर्ट this to Tsunade.
He कहा while kicking a kid who is tired and about to die in 3 secounds and so is the others.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
They died.
Temari- Do आप think आप trained them tooo hard?
Shikamaru- Nope. All I ask them is to do 6 push ups and it took em like 3 hours just to to 6.
Temari- Well . Were done.
The mother of the 3 kids arrived.
" My Son! Oh-no!"
" Anomi! Are आप okay?"
"Tsukiyo! Please! Not now!"
Shikamru whistled and walked away.
In the Hokage's mansion...
Sakura- Yes. Tsunade. I will रिपोर्ट his to everyone and-
*SLAM*
शिकामारू opened the door and she got hit.
Shikamaru- Were done.
Tsunade- Sakura, oh whatever. Nevermind. Just don't poke her या anything while she's bleeding.
Okay! So your done?
Shikamaru- Yes, Milady.
Temari- We have completed it.
Tsunade- Ahh. Good. Did आप kill em?
Shikamaru- uhhh....No ma'am.
Tsunade- Why? They were brats!
Shikamaru- AS the matter of fact. I lied! Yes we did kill em.
Temari- Were not lying to ya.
Tsunade- Okay. Good. Guess what? I planed. That were going to have a Konoha...Beach/Dance party.
Everyone has to come. If not, I will kill you, या be your wrost nightmare. Either way, but if आप come. So...I was thinking I should start with आप first , sense Sakura is hurt and still bleeding on the floor. Ew, Sakura is gonna clean that up when she's awake. Ha! Well anyways...Can I ask आप guys a question?
Shikamaru- Yes.
Temari- Yes ma'am.
Tsunade- Cool! Alright. I'll start with Shikamaru. Shikamaru! Who are आप going to the dance with?
Shikamaru- uhhh...If I have one. Why would if mean any of your buesniuss? * misspelled that*
Tsunade- Don't back sass me! Tell me!
Shikamaru- Alright. I dunno. Gosh. आप have to wait. I can't just choose one right now I-
Tsunade- I'll do it for ya. uhhh....Ha! Got one for ya. She's right अगला to ya. Woo-hoo! That was easy to find.
Shikamaru- Wait, What? Temari is going to be my date?
Temari - आप got to be kidding me.
Tsunade got up from her chair and slam the table.
Tsunade- Ahem! What does the तालिका, टेबल say.
Shikamaru- It says " Tsunade Rules!"
Tsunade- Oops. Why did Sakura put that. Dammit. That idiot. It was suppose to say " Tsunade is stronger and awesomer than anyone in the Village."
Temari- That's a false, right there.
She mutterd.
Tsunade- Anyways. It says Tsunade Rules, या whatever, if आप disobey me. Oh I'm going to kill आप two, and give आप nightmares, and kick आप out of the village and -
Temari- I don't live here! Why do I have to do this.
She inturpted.
Tsunade- Well. Hmph. I told Gaara and Kankuro that your in a vaction here for about... A week या two.
Temari- What? Where will I sleep?
Tsunade- Shikamaru's house silly!
Temari- No!
Tsunade- Alright want to live in Boxes या with Shikmaru It's your choice.
Temari- unh... Alright. I'll sleep with...Shikamaru.
Tsunade- There आप go. Now. आप can go. See ya. I'm going to make people choose there dates. Asta Vinaina * that's spainish*
Shikamaru- Damn. Okay. How about this आप sleep in my closet.
Temari- Eww no!
Shikmaru- या the bath tub. Either way.
Temari- I rather sleep in the floor. Good thing I brought my sleep bag.
Shikamaru- Okay. Fine. In the floor.
Tsunade- Aren't आप leaving?
Shikamaru- Sorry ma'am.
They left.
Tsunade got a base ball bat and hit Sakura to wake her up.
Tsunade- Wake up! Dammit wake up!
Sakura- unh...Tsunade?
Tsunade- Morning! Now clean the blood up!
She yelled while throwing Sakura a broom.
Then Tsunade headed off to tell people who to date.
Like...
Naruto- Why do I have to go with Hinata?
Hinata- ...
Tsunade- Do as I say!
Naruto- Alright.
Tsunade- Say the words!
Naruto- Hinata. Will आप like to be my date?
Hinata- Naruto-kun...
Neji- With Tenten?
Tenten- Neji. Don't worry. Were not going to do anything romancy.
Tsunade- Yes आप are! Now kiss!
Neji- !!! No!
Tenten- I'm not ready for that.
Lee-C'mon...I'll take a picture!
Shikamaru- Yawn! Good night!
Temari- It's just 10:00pm.
She was letting go of her 4 टट्टू tails and let her hair go.
शिकामारू snored loudly. Temari threw a तकिया at him. He was still sleeping. Then she hit him with the pillow. And then agian and again and again.
And he was still sleeping.
Shikamaru- Zzz....
Temari- unh... Heavy Sleeper. Well ...... A sleep does sound nice right about now.
When Temari layed down she just started at the cealing. Then शिकामारू rolled off his बिस्तर and fell on Temari, but he feel on Temari's chest.
Temari- ..... Damn it! He's fat.
Shikamaru- Zzz...
It was the अगला moring and शिकामारू was suspicious on what he was laying on.
Shikamaru- Yawn...hmm...
Temari woke up all angry.
Temari- IT WAS F***IN TIME FOR आप TO WAKE UP!
Shikamaru- Sorry!
Temari smacked him.
Ding Dong.
The door घंटी, बेल rang.
Shikamaru- Come in .
Naruto- हे Shikama-ma-ma-ma-ru...ARE आप BUSY ?
Shikamaru- ...No.
He was laying on चोटी, शीर्ष of Temari. She smacked him but और harder.
Naruto- Heh-heh. Looks like your having ...Se..x.
Shikamaru- unh...We are not.
Temari- Look! I did not have sex with this...idiot! He fell on me. And he couldn't get off for the past 20 hours.
Shikamaru- Your really are troublsome.
He कहा with a smirk on his face.
Naruto- Welll....have fun with your...sex. While I'll...BE SPREDING RUMORS ON आप TWO!
Temari- Naruto!
Shikamaru- Naruto!
They both grabbed on Naruto's back कमीज, शर्ट and आग grew on the back of them.
Shikamaru- We weren't havin sex आप moron!
Temari- He FELL on me!! Were to young to have sex.
Naruto- Ayy. Ongata, Ongata. Heh-heh.I was just kidding. That's all.
Temari- आप better! आप idiot!
She smacked him.
Naruto- Ow!
He fell on the ground, and Hinata was on her feet.
Hinata- Naruto-kun...Are आप okay?
Naruto- Ooow. Temari hit me!
Temari- That's what आप get!
She closed the door loudly.
Naruto- Geez...
Hinata- Na-Naruto-kun, आप need some rest. Your mind looks so loopy.
Naruto- unh...maybe some ramen, रामन will cure me.
Hinata- Alright. I'll get आप some ramen. There not munch price are they?
Naruto- ....No....
Hinata draged नारूटो and headed to the Ichiraku Ramen.
Temari- Sigh...
Shikamaru- Well C'mon. We have t go shopping. Tonight is a big day.
Temari- Sense when do आप ever say to go to a mall when it's a special day?
Shikamaru- Well. To get it over with.
Temari- I understand. Welll...Were just going to have to do what the others do.
Shikamaru- ....Yeah...We could.
Temari- Then we won't have to worry.
Shikamaru- Yup. Alright. Let's go.
Temari did a little smile at him and he smiled back.
Temari- He-he.Alright. Let's get to it.
Shikamaru- Right.
They went to the mall and Temari was in a खरीडिए with Kimono's in it. There was a Sora कीमोनो, किमोनो and it was so pretty.
Temari- Uh...Excuse me ma'am. How munch for this kimono?
Lady- About 500 ryn.
temari- Damn it! I only have 400 ryn.
Shikamaru- If आप want I can pay it for you.
Temari- आप will? I mean...Why? That would be so nice of you...
Shikamaru- Here 100ryn.
Temari- Oh. Thank You. I'll pay आप back.
Shikamaru- Nah. आप don't have to.
Teamri- I will. Now where is your shopping bag?
Shikamaru- Yawn. Right here.
He was hiding it from his back.
Temari- Ha-ha. Not to mention I think आप will look good in that.
Shikamaru- .....You ...You think?
Temari- Yes.
she giggled.
It was finally night and it was the Dance night.
Everyone in Konoha was there. नारूटो and Hinata,Neji and Tenten, Sasuke and Sakura, Temari and शिकामारू and the others...yeah.
Temari was all dressed up and she saw शिकामारू all handsome. She blushed that moment and couldn't took his eyes off.
Shikamaru- Let's get this prom over with.
Temari- Yeah.
They went in the prom and saw the others holding and girls grabbing there arms and boys grabbing there waist. Even for so Neji has to pretend to तारीख, दिनांक her and so are नारूटो and Hinata. शिकामारू and Temari looked at eachother. Temari just grabbed his arm and he grabbed her waist.
Shikamru- Geez what a nightmare.
He mubbled.
Temari- Hey. I didn't know Ino and Kiba are together.
Ino- Hmm?
Ino took a evil glare when शिकामारू and Temari walked past by.
Ino broke a glass cup. She felt some jeaulosy tinto her body.
Temari- ....
Kiba- Hey. Let's go.
Ino- Grr....
She threw the whole पंच at Kiba.
Kiba- Damn it! Why did आप do that?
Ino- Shut it!
Later at the dance everyone was slow danceing espically शिकामारू and Temari. शिकामारू was enjoying it with Temari. it was actullay relaxing with her. Then later in मिनटों प्यार came द्वारा in his heart. Temari looked so smoking hot to him, that he never wants to let's her go. As so with
Temari, she already loved him so munch in her heart.
Shikamaru- To say....I'm enjoying this.
Temari blushed a little.
Temari- Well...I am too.
Shikamaru- !
He saw Hinata चुंबन Naruto. And then Neji just grabbed Tenten द्वारा the waist और roughly. And Sasuke making a हटाइए on Sakura. He was trying to किस her.
Temari was only left. शिकामारू was looking at her looking at the others all romantic. To him, maybe just making a हटाइए like normal romance won't be such a bad thing to him. He did felt bad for her.
Temari looked back at Shikamaru.
Temari- आप know....it'll be alright.
His lips were trembling and he grabbed the back of Temari and started getting closer.
She was confused why. A kiss? Already?
Temari grabbed his cheeks.
Temari- That's pointless of you. Not now,Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- ...
Temari- I'm sorry.
Ino can द्वारा and pushed Temari. She fell and her dress was rueioned.
Temari- !! Damn!
Ino- Shikamaru! Hi. UH welll....wanna dance?
Shikamaru- uh..What about-
Ino- Oh. Yeah... Forgot one और taste.
She got a cake and threw it at Temari.
Which her dress was और awful.
Ino- Stay away!
Shikamaru- Ino! Are आप drunk?
Ino- Please be with me? Not that tacky lady.
Temari- ......
Ino- Dance,a nice dinner, या a...kiss?
Shikamaru- Wha?
Ino-C'mon. Temari stopped the kiss. She लॉस्ट her chance. Now...you got me?
Shikamaru- !! I'm going to save my lips for Temari.
Tenten- Temari are आप okay?
Sakura- OMG! Come with me. I'll find आप another dress.
Ino- She left. So now it's... me and you.
Shikamaru- Ino. Stay away. I like Temari.
Ino- Really? Why didn't आप took her to a nice dinner? या why didn't आप tell her आप प्यार her?
But.....if आप want to किस her. Then आप can practice on me!
Shikamaru- What?
Ino- C'mon! Practice. The किस will be better on Temari. Besides...sense आप कहा आप like her. I want to "help" you.
Shikamaru- No!
Ino- C'mon! One kiss.
Sakura- There. It's perfect.
Temari- That was fast.
Tenten- आप look great!
Temari- आप really think so?
Tenten and Sakura- Yeah.
Hinata- C'mon. शिकामारू must be waiting for you.
Temari came out with her new lovly कीमोनो, किमोनो that was Green and Yellow.
When she came out. Ino and शिकामारू were kissing.
Temari- unh! ....No-...No way.
Sakura- That Ino pig is always so selfish.
Tenten- ....
Temari- That jerk!
Temari went up to शिकामारू and Ino. She pulled Ino off and she got her dress and hair all ugly.
Ino- No way! आप Idiot!
Temari- Shut up.
Ino- आप चुरा लिया my guy and आप चुरा लिया my-
Temari slapped Ino at the face hard. To make her shut up for what आप did.
Shikamaru- Temari! It's not what it looks like. I was.
Temari- Forget it आप idiot! I was going to give आप a chance! But आप didn't say the 3 words. I-love-you. I didn't hear none of that from you. If आप liked Ino आप shouldn't told me.
Shikamaru- Temari, आप कहा we don't actualy have to date.
Ino- Ahhh. So आप weren't dating for real. Wow...
Shikamaru- Temari!
Temari- Just say it. Do आप want to be with Ino या me?
Ino- He wants to be with me.
Temari- Don't lie!!!! He doesn't आप slut!
Ino- !!...What did आप just call me?
Temari- Shut it!
Ino- Grr. आप gonna get it!
Temari just stabbed her with a knife.
Ino- unh.....
She died.
Shikamaru- Where did आप get the knife.
Temari- आप still haven't कहा it.... Well.....See...you....
Shikamaru- Temari wait!
Temari- Leave me alone!
Shikamaru- .... unh...Temari!
She just ignored him and went off home.
Naruto- आप got in her in a bad mood.
Shikamaru- What ever. She's a jerk.
Naruto- Why did आप say that? She was in प्यार with you.
Shikamaru- No she isn't.
Naruto- Yeah she is in प्यार with you. Till now. आप let it all down.
Shikamaru- How do आप know she likes me?
Naruto- Tenten,Sakura,and Hinata told me.
Shikamaru- .....
Naruto- I already knew Tenten loved Neji.
Shikamaru- How?
Naruto- Tenten kept wearing mini skirts in front on Neji and Neji couldn't stop looking at her bottom.
Shikamaru- He turned to a pervert. Great.
Neji- What? Me?
Naruto-Nothing neji.
Shikamaru- Yawn. I'm going to bed.
Naruto- Hey! What about Temari.
Shikamaru- I'll deal with it later या tomrrow.
Naruto- but-
Shikamaru- Leave me alone.
Naruto- Alright...
He went घर and the door was locked Temari had locked it. But not the back door. He went in and saw Temari crying. He felt bad.
Temari- ...
She was all sad and sobbing on a table.
Shikamaru- ....
He came up to her. He was about to touch her back. But then she grabbed his hand really quickly.
Temari- What are आप doing?
Her eye liner was leaking on her cheeks.
Shikamaru- Temari...
Temari- Why?
Shikamaru- Why what?
Temari-Why did आप किस Ino? I thought tonight might be the chance....but no....Shikamaru I प्यार You!
Shikamaru- ....
Temari- आप don't know how t even FEELS for losing a guy like you, I didn't even expect another girl to किस you!
Shikamaru- Listen! We were चुंबन for practice.
Temari-.....FOR PRACTICE!!! your insane! आप could've किस me even if आप don't even know how too! I...I...hate you! Why? Why would आप do such a thing! I प्यार आप and आप किस Ino! i wanted to take your FIRST KISS. but Ino took it away.....!! wait.... From the looks of it.....It looked like Ino was dragging to किस you...then...WHY DIDN'T आप PULL BACK!!
Shikamaru- She was gripping my back to hard.
Temari- Hmph. Ino-Ino-ino. I'm going to kill her!
Shikamaru- uuh. आप just did. Remeber the kinfe?
Temari- ooh right.
Shikamaru- Looks I'm sorry. I didn't mean too...
Temari- I dunno...what to do with you...
Shikamaru- Please...Temari don't leave me...I'll ...I'llbe VERY lonley! I need you! Withot you...everything will be completey empty to me...
Temari- Shikamaru....
Shikamaru- If आप were dead. I'll die with you. If आप were no where to be found. I'll find आप alll दिन and never give up. If आप were with another person...then...I'll just live like a heartless man.
Temari ws crying. She was sniffing.
Temari- Nara Shikamaru....That is the most wonderful thing आप ever कहा to me.
She hugged him tightly like a cuddle bear.
Temari- わたしは、あなたを愛しています ( I प्यार you)
Shikamaru-私もあなたを愛して ( I प्यार आप too)
She giggled with happiness and she kept huggin him.
Temari- 私はあなたが行くようにしたいこと ( i never want to let आप go)
Shikamaru-あなたは私のバラと成長し続けて、それは明るい日です (You are my rose and sun that keeps growing and that is bright)
Temari- Shikamaru...Can we...go outside?
Shikamaru- Sure...
They went outside and looked at the stars.
H went up close to her and Temari just grabbed his shoulder and kissied him like crazy.
Shikamaru- .....
Temari- ...
She giggled and kissied him again. There was nothing और then just चुंबन him all day.
The End
Wait no! The story is not over yet! Here is a peek of what Sakura and Tsunade is up to!
Tsunade- Sakura!
Sakura- yes milady?
Tsunade got up from her chair and shoot her with laser guns.
Sakura- Ahhhh...
She fell.
Tsunade- That will teach आप a leasson to not touch my Dumplings.
Sakura- Why you!
Tsunade- Eeep!
She shooted her again! But Sakura keeps getting up.
Tsunade- Mother F***er why won't आप die?
Sakura- .... I'll never die.
She कहा in a deeply manly voice.
Tsunade- Oh Shit.
END!!!
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Thanks Guys! Hope ya'll प्यार it! Ha-ha! It's really long!
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शिकामारू was very smart. Blah,blah.
Temari was always द्वारा his side,sense नारूटो कहा "Are आप guy's on a तारीख, दिनांक या something?". Temari was sensing something strange growing in her heart. But what could it be? In days Temari wanted to get the feeling off. Everyday she hangs out with Shikamaru, she blushes,be sometimes silence. But what could it be? What made her blush and be silent, when she's around with Shikamaru?
शिकामारू wonders why she has been अभिनय weird lately. So he asked her...
Shikamaru- Temari,what is up with आप these days?
Temari- Wha? Oh nothing. Why?
Shikamaru- You've been silent these times. It's not like you.
Temari- What do आप mean? I've been fine lately?
She कहा with a soft smile.
Shikamaru- man, Your troublesome. आप made me be curious about you.
Sakura- Shikamaru!
Shikamaru- What?
Sakura- Tsunade has something for you?
Shikamaru- Please don't let it be TonTon's crap again.
Temari was just looking at him all weird.
Sakura- uhh...No. She has a mission for आप and Temari.
Temari- Let me guess. Chunin Exams.
Sakura- Kinda. But...You have to train these kids. Name Anomi,Tsukiyo,and Kino.
Shikamaru- They have weird names.
Sakura- Don't make fun of them Shikamru!
Shikamaru- Okay. See ya.
Sakura- uh. Yeah.
Temari- Well tell आप when we need help.
She कहा while putting her hands on her hips.
Shikamaru- Moron.
he mutterd.
Sakura- Did आप say something Shikamaru?
Shikamaru- No. Loser.
He mutterd again .
Sakura- Ha-ha! Alright. See ya.
Shikamaru- Bitch.
He mutterd once again.
Sakura-okay! I herd that one!
Shikamaru- Shut up and leave!
Sakura- Grrrr....
Temari giggled. She thought शिकामारू wasn't funny but he his.
Shikamaru- ?. uhh...Well. Let's go.
Sakura- I'll get आप later!
Shikamru- Riiight.
He कहा when he walked away. He didn't CARE about Sakura. Not one bit.
Temari- Hey. It's been a while sense we haven't gone in the Chunin Exams.
Shikamaru- और like 3 weeks.
Temari- Being a Jonin is such hard work.
Shikamaru- Well. Being Human and having your health. That's the most important thing.
Temari- Hey, sense when do आप start saying that?
" Being Human and Having Your Heatlh." Hmph.
Shikamaru- It's true. Don't make fun of it.
Temari- I know.
They arrived of the Chunin Exams and saw the 3 kids they have to train.
Shikamaru- Alright. I'm going to give आप nick names. Anomi आप nick name is...Butt Head, Tsukiyo, your nick name is Bozo Head, and Kino,yours is , Hippo's Butt.
Temari- Aren't ...Aren't those bueatiful names.
Shikamaru- I know.
Temari- Your made them cry.
Shikamaru- That means they like there nick name.Ok! Let's go! Get up u 3!
Anomi- आप Jacka**
Temari- OMG, a 6 साल old saying that. That's big.
Shikamaru- Do as I say! या your dead!
3 hours later they trained and trained! But they do it like Gai Sensei's training.
Temari- Mission Complete.
Shikamaru- Let's रिपोर्ट this to Tsunade.
He कहा while kicking a kid who is tired and about to die in 3 secounds and so is the others.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
They died.
Temari- Do आप think आप trained them tooo hard?
Shikamaru- Nope. All I ask them is to do 6 push ups and it took em like 3 hours just to to 6.
Temari- Well . Were done.
The mother of the 3 kids arrived.
" My Son! Oh-no!"
" Anomi! Are आप okay?"
"Tsukiyo! Please! Not now!"
Shikamru whistled and walked away.
In the Hokage's mansion...
Sakura- Yes. Tsunade. I will रिपोर्ट his to everyone and-
*SLAM*
शिकामारू opened the door and she got hit.
Shikamaru- Were done.
Tsunade- Sakura, oh whatever. Nevermind. Just don't poke her या anything while she's bleeding.
Okay! So your done?
Shikamaru- Yes, Milady.
Temari- We have completed it.
Tsunade- Ahh. Good. Did आप kill em?
Shikamaru- uhhh....No ma'am.
Tsunade- Why? They were brats!
Shikamaru- AS the matter of fact. I lied! Yes we did kill em.
Temari- Were not lying to ya.
Tsunade- Okay. Good. Guess what? I planed. That were going to have a Konoha...Beach/Dance party.
Everyone has to come. If not, I will kill you, या be your wrost nightmare. Either way, but if आप come. So...I was thinking I should start with आप first , sense Sakura is hurt and still bleeding on the floor. Ew, Sakura is gonna clean that up when she's awake. Ha! Well anyways...Can I ask आप guys a question?
Shikamaru- Yes.
Temari- Yes ma'am.
Tsunade- Cool! Alright. I'll start with Shikamaru. Shikamaru! Who are आप going to the dance with?
Shikamaru- uhhh...If I have one. Why would if mean any of your buesniuss? * misspelled that*
Tsunade- Don't back sass me! Tell me!
Shikamaru- Alright. I dunno. Gosh. आप have to wait. I can't just choose one right now I-
Tsunade- I'll do it for ya. uhhh....Ha! Got one for ya. She's right अगला to ya. Woo-hoo! That was easy to find.
Shikamaru- Wait, What? Temari is going to be my date?
Temari - आप got to be kidding me.
Tsunade got up from her chair and slam the table.
Tsunade- Ahem! What does the तालिका, टेबल say.
Shikamaru- It says " Tsunade Rules!"
Tsunade- Oops. Why did Sakura put that. Dammit. That idiot. It was suppose to say " Tsunade is stronger and awesomer than anyone in the Village."
Temari- That's a false, right there.
She mutterd.
Tsunade- Anyways. It says Tsunade Rules, या whatever, if आप disobey me. Oh I'm going to kill आप two, and give आप nightmares, and kick आप out of the village and -
Temari- I don't live here! Why do I have to do this.
She inturpted.
Tsunade- Well. Hmph. I told Gaara and Kankuro that your in a vaction here for about... A week या two.
Temari- What? Where will I sleep?
Tsunade- Shikamaru's house silly!
Temari- No!
Tsunade- Alright want to live in Boxes या with Shikmaru It's your choice.
Temari- unh... Alright. I'll sleep with...Shikamaru.
Tsunade- There आप go. Now. आप can go. See ya. I'm going to make people choose there dates. Asta Vinaina * that's spainish*
Shikamaru- Damn. Okay. How about this आप sleep in my closet.
Temari- Eww no!
Shikmaru- या the bath tub. Either way.
Temari- I rather sleep in the floor. Good thing I brought my sleep bag.
Shikamaru- Okay. Fine. In the floor.
Tsunade- Aren't आप leaving?
Shikamaru- Sorry ma'am.
They left.
Tsunade got a base ball bat and hit Sakura to wake her up.
Tsunade- Wake up! Dammit wake up!
Sakura- unh...Tsunade?
Tsunade- Morning! Now clean the blood up!
She yelled while throwing Sakura a broom.
Then Tsunade headed off to tell people who to date.
Like...
Naruto- Why do I have to go with Hinata?
Hinata- ...
Tsunade- Do as I say!
Naruto- Alright.
Tsunade- Say the words!
Naruto- Hinata. Will आप like to be my date?
Hinata- Naruto-kun...
Neji- With Tenten?
Tenten- Neji. Don't worry. Were not going to do anything romancy.
Tsunade- Yes आप are! Now kiss!
Neji- !!! No!
Tenten- I'm not ready for that.
Lee-C'mon...I'll take a picture!
Shikamaru- Yawn! Good night!
Temari- It's just 10:00pm.
She was letting go of her 4 टट्टू tails and let her hair go.
शिकामारू snored loudly. Temari threw a तकिया at him. He was still sleeping. Then she hit him with the pillow. And then agian and again and again.
And he was still sleeping.
Shikamaru- Zzz....
Temari- unh... Heavy Sleeper. Well ...... A sleep does sound nice right about now.
When Temari layed down she just started at the cealing. Then शिकामारू rolled off his बिस्तर and fell on Temari, but he feel on Temari's chest.
Temari- ..... Damn it! He's fat.
Shikamaru- Zzz...
It was the अगला moring and शिकामारू was suspicious on what he was laying on.
Shikamaru- Yawn...hmm...
Temari woke up all angry.
Temari- IT WAS F***IN TIME FOR आप TO WAKE UP!
Shikamaru- Sorry!
Temari smacked him.
Ding Dong.
The door घंटी, बेल rang.
Shikamaru- Come in .
Naruto- हे Shikama-ma-ma-ma-ru...ARE आप BUSY ?
Shikamaru- ...No.
He was laying on चोटी, शीर्ष of Temari. She smacked him but और harder.
Naruto- Heh-heh. Looks like your having ...Se..x.
Shikamaru- unh...We are not.
Temari- Look! I did not have sex with this...idiot! He fell on me. And he couldn't get off for the past 20 hours.
Shikamaru- Your really are troublsome.
He कहा with a smirk on his face.
Naruto- Welll....have fun with your...sex. While I'll...BE SPREDING RUMORS ON आप TWO!
Temari- Naruto!
Shikamaru- Naruto!
They both grabbed on Naruto's back कमीज, शर्ट and आग grew on the back of them.
Shikamaru- We weren't havin sex आप moron!
Temari- He FELL on me!! Were to young to have sex.
Naruto- Ayy. Ongata, Ongata. Heh-heh.I was just kidding. That's all.
Temari- आप better! आप idiot!
She smacked him.
Naruto- Ow!
He fell on the ground, and Hinata was on her feet.
Hinata- Naruto-kun...Are आप okay?
Naruto- Ooow. Temari hit me!
Temari- That's what आप get!
She closed the door loudly.
Naruto- Geez...
Hinata- Na-Naruto-kun, आप need some rest. Your mind looks so loopy.
Naruto- unh...maybe some ramen, रामन will cure me.
Hinata- Alright. I'll get आप some ramen. There not munch price are they?
Naruto- ....No....
Hinata draged नारूटो and headed to the Ichiraku Ramen.
Temari- Sigh...
Shikamaru- Well C'mon. We have t go shopping. Tonight is a big day.
Temari- Sense when do आप ever say to go to a mall when it's a special day?
Shikamaru- Well. To get it over with.
Temari- I understand. Welll...Were just going to have to do what the others do.
Shikamaru- ....Yeah...We could.
Temari- Then we won't have to worry.
Shikamaru- Yup. Alright. Let's go.
Temari did a little smile at him and he smiled back.
Temari- He-he.Alright. Let's get to it.
Shikamaru- Right.
They went to the mall and Temari was in a खरीडिए with Kimono's in it. There was a Sora कीमोनो, किमोनो and it was so pretty.
Temari- Uh...Excuse me ma'am. How munch for this kimono?
Lady- About 500 ryn.
temari- Damn it! I only have 400 ryn.
Shikamaru- If आप want I can pay it for you.
Temari- आप will? I mean...Why? That would be so nice of you...
Shikamaru- Here 100ryn.
Temari- Oh. Thank You. I'll pay आप back.
Shikamaru- Nah. आप don't have to.
Teamri- I will. Now where is your shopping bag?
Shikamaru- Yawn. Right here.
He was hiding it from his back.
Temari- Ha-ha. Not to mention I think आप will look good in that.
Shikamaru- .....You ...You think?
Temari- Yes.
she giggled.
It was finally night and it was the Dance night.
Everyone in Konoha was there. नारूटो and Hinata,Neji and Tenten, Sasuke and Sakura, Temari and शिकामारू and the others...yeah.
Temari was all dressed up and she saw शिकामारू all handsome. She blushed that moment and couldn't took his eyes off.
Shikamaru- Let's get this prom over with.
Temari- Yeah.
They went in the prom and saw the others holding and girls grabbing there arms and boys grabbing there waist. Even for so Neji has to pretend to तारीख, दिनांक her and so are नारूटो and Hinata. शिकामारू and Temari looked at eachother. Temari just grabbed his arm and he grabbed her waist.
Shikamru- Geez what a nightmare.
He mubbled.
Temari- Hey. I didn't know Ino and Kiba are together.
Ino- Hmm?
Ino took a evil glare when शिकामारू and Temari walked past by.
Ino broke a glass cup. She felt some jeaulosy tinto her body.
Temari- ....
Kiba- Hey. Let's go.
Ino- Grr....
She threw the whole पंच at Kiba.
Kiba- Damn it! Why did आप do that?
Ino- Shut it!
Later at the dance everyone was slow danceing espically शिकामारू and Temari. शिकामारू was enjoying it with Temari. it was actullay relaxing with her. Then later in मिनटों प्यार came द्वारा in his heart. Temari looked so smoking hot to him, that he never wants to let's her go. As so with
Temari, she already loved him so munch in her heart.
Shikamaru- To say....I'm enjoying this.
Temari blushed a little.
Temari- Well...I am too.
Shikamaru- !
He saw Hinata चुंबन Naruto. And then Neji just grabbed Tenten द्वारा the waist और roughly. And Sasuke making a हटाइए on Sakura. He was trying to किस her.
Temari was only left. शिकामारू was looking at her looking at the others all romantic. To him, maybe just making a हटाइए like normal romance won't be such a bad thing to him. He did felt bad for her.
Temari looked back at Shikamaru.
Temari- आप know....it'll be alright.
His lips were trembling and he grabbed the back of Temari and started getting closer.
She was confused why. A kiss? Already?
Temari grabbed his cheeks.
Temari- That's pointless of you. Not now,Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- ...
Temari- I'm sorry.
Ino can द्वारा and pushed Temari. She fell and her dress was rueioned.
Temari- !! Damn!
Ino- Shikamaru! Hi. UH welll....wanna dance?
Shikamaru- uh..What about-
Ino- Oh. Yeah... Forgot one और taste.
She got a cake and threw it at Temari.
Which her dress was और awful.
Ino- Stay away!
Shikamaru- Ino! Are आप drunk?
Ino- Please be with me? Not that tacky lady.
Temari- ......
Ino- Dance,a nice dinner, या a...kiss?
Shikamaru- Wha?
Ino-C'mon. Temari stopped the kiss. She लॉस्ट her chance. Now...you got me?
Shikamaru- !! I'm going to save my lips for Temari.
Tenten- Temari are आप okay?
Sakura- OMG! Come with me. I'll find आप another dress.
Ino- She left. So now it's... me and you.
Shikamaru- Ino. Stay away. I like Temari.
Ino- Really? Why didn't आप took her to a nice dinner? या why didn't आप tell her आप प्यार her?
But.....if आप want to किस her. Then आप can practice on me!
Shikamaru- What?
Ino- C'mon! Practice. The किस will be better on Temari. Besides...sense आप कहा आप like her. I want to "help" you.
Shikamaru- No!
Ino- C'mon! One kiss.
Sakura- There. It's perfect.
Temari- That was fast.
Tenten- आप look great!
Temari- आप really think so?
Tenten and Sakura- Yeah.
Hinata- C'mon. शिकामारू must be waiting for you.
Temari came out with her new lovly कीमोनो, किमोनो that was Green and Yellow.
When she came out. Ino and शिकामारू were kissing.
Temari- unh! ....No-...No way.
Sakura- That Ino pig is always so selfish.
Tenten- ....
Temari- That jerk!
Temari went up to शिकामारू and Ino. She pulled Ino off and she got her dress and hair all ugly.
Ino- No way! आप Idiot!
Temari- Shut up.
Ino- आप चुरा लिया my guy and आप चुरा लिया my-
Temari slapped Ino at the face hard. To make her shut up for what आप did.
Shikamaru- Temari! It's not what it looks like. I was.
Temari- Forget it आप idiot! I was going to give आप a chance! But आप didn't say the 3 words. I-love-you. I didn't hear none of that from you. If आप liked Ino आप shouldn't told me.
Shikamaru- Temari, आप कहा we don't actualy have to date.
Ino- Ahhh. So आप weren't dating for real. Wow...
Shikamaru- Temari!
Temari- Just say it. Do आप want to be with Ino या me?
Ino- He wants to be with me.
Temari- Don't lie!!!! He doesn't आप slut!
Ino- !!...What did आप just call me?
Temari- Shut it!
Ino- Grr. आप gonna get it!
Temari just stabbed her with a knife.
Ino- unh.....
She died.
Shikamaru- Where did आप get the knife.
Temari- आप still haven't कहा it.... Well.....See...you....
Shikamaru- Temari wait!
Temari- Leave me alone!
Shikamaru- .... unh...Temari!
She just ignored him and went off home.
Naruto- आप got in her in a bad mood.
Shikamaru- What ever. She's a jerk.
Naruto- Why did आप say that? She was in प्यार with you.
Shikamaru- No she isn't.
Naruto- Yeah she is in प्यार with you. Till now. आप let it all down.
Shikamaru- How do आप know she likes me?
Naruto- Tenten,Sakura,and Hinata told me.
Shikamaru- .....
Naruto- I already knew Tenten loved Neji.
Shikamaru- How?
Naruto- Tenten kept wearing mini skirts in front on Neji and Neji couldn't stop looking at her bottom.
Shikamaru- He turned to a pervert. Great.
Neji- What? Me?
Naruto-Nothing neji.
Shikamaru- Yawn. I'm going to bed.
Naruto- Hey! What about Temari.
Shikamaru- I'll deal with it later या tomrrow.
Naruto- but-
Shikamaru- Leave me alone.
Naruto- Alright...
He went घर and the door was locked Temari had locked it. But not the back door. He went in and saw Temari crying. He felt bad.
Temari- ...
She was all sad and sobbing on a table.
Shikamaru- ....
He came up to her. He was about to touch her back. But then she grabbed his hand really quickly.
Temari- What are आप doing?
Her eye liner was leaking on her cheeks.
Shikamaru- Temari...
Temari- Why?
Shikamaru- Why what?
Temari-Why did आप किस Ino? I thought tonight might be the chance....but no....Shikamaru I प्यार You!
Shikamaru- ....
Temari- आप don't know how t even FEELS for losing a guy like you, I didn't even expect another girl to किस you!
Shikamaru- Listen! We were चुंबन for practice.
Temari-.....FOR PRACTICE!!! your insane! आप could've किस me even if आप don't even know how too! I...I...hate you! Why? Why would आप do such a thing! I प्यार आप and आप किस Ino! i wanted to take your FIRST KISS. but Ino took it away.....!! wait.... From the looks of it.....It looked like Ino was dragging to किस you...then...WHY DIDN'T आप PULL BACK!!
Shikamaru- She was gripping my back to hard.
Temari- Hmph. Ino-Ino-ino. I'm going to kill her!
Shikamaru- uuh. आप just did. Remeber the kinfe?
Temari- ooh right.
Shikamaru- Looks I'm sorry. I didn't mean too...
Temari- I dunno...what to do with you...
Shikamaru- Please...Temari don't leave me...I'll ...I'llbe VERY lonley! I need you! Withot you...everything will be completey empty to me...
Temari- Shikamaru....
Shikamaru- If आप were dead. I'll die with you. If आप were no where to be found. I'll find आप alll दिन and never give up. If आप were with another person...then...I'll just live like a heartless man.
Temari ws crying. She was sniffing.
Temari- Nara Shikamaru....That is the most wonderful thing आप ever कहा to me.
She hugged him tightly like a cuddle bear.
Temari- わたしは、あなたを愛しています ( I प्यार you)
Shikamaru-私もあなたを愛して ( I प्यार आप too)
She giggled with happiness and she kept huggin him.
Temari- 私はあなたが行くようにしたいこと ( i never want to let आप go)
Shikamaru-あなたは私のバラと成長し続けて、それは明るい日です (You are my rose and sun that keeps growing and that is bright)
Temari- Shikamaru...Can we...go outside?
Shikamaru- Sure...
They went outside and looked at the stars.
H went up close to her and Temari just grabbed his shoulder and kissied him like crazy.
Shikamaru- .....
Temari- ...
She giggled and kissied him again. There was nothing और then just चुंबन him all day.
The End
Wait no! The story is not over yet! Here is a peek of what Sakura and Tsunade is up to!
Tsunade- Sakura!
Sakura- yes milady?
Tsunade got up from her chair and shoot her with laser guns.
Sakura- Ahhhh...
She fell.
Tsunade- That will teach आप a leasson to not touch my Dumplings.
Sakura- Why you!
Tsunade- Eeep!
She shooted her again! But Sakura keeps getting up.
Tsunade- Mother F***er why won't आप die?
Sakura- .... I'll never die.
She कहा in a deeply manly voice.
Tsunade- Oh Shit.
END!!!
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