Well they encourage your complete cooperation,
Send आप गुलाब when they think आप need to smile.
I can't control myself because I don't know how,
And they प्यार me for it honestly, I'll be here for a while.

So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff!
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough.
So give them blood, blood, blood.
Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood!

A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful fuck. (Oh thank you!)

I gave आप blood, blood, gallons of the stuff,
I gave आप all that आप can drink and it has never been enough.
I gave आप blood, blood, blood,
I'm the kind of human wreckage that आप love!