"The best way to be Rob Dyke is to be very overly sarcastic about everything, if you have no friends left, your on the right path" - Matthew Santoro
#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."
#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, आप know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what आप got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!
#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...
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