Do y'all think this is funny? :)

आप see, my mom is getting married (right after the दिन I graduate from high school she's planning) and I'm one of her brides maids and she wants us to wear gloves and I asked her," mama, can I wear one दस्ताना, दस्ताने on my right hand if आप know why?" and she looked at me and started laughing and said," the wedding isn't about him, it's about me. And he's not even gonna be there," and I कहा in my mind," yes he is. आप just won't be able to see him," y'all know who we was talking about, don't y'all? Just to make sure आप know. I was actually joking and serious at the same time when I asked her that cause I'm kinda silly and always joking and I'm very sarcastic but I think it would be kinda cool wearing one दस्ताना, दस्ताने at my mom's wedding just to be funny and to honor him and my mom of course. I mean I am gonna wear my class ring at the wedding. So funny या what? :D