आप know my mind got to thinking the other दिन when the heavens opened and Emmalee पोस्टेड those lovely topless pictures of Megan लोमड़ी, फॉक्स on the set of her new flick. We certainly are a society transfixed on celebrities, aren’t we? I can hear my boy, Hopp, now: “I’d let her do me.” Hell wouldn’t we all?
After a few steamy मिनटों of uh, deep thinking something else came running into my frontal lobe: The Celebrity 5. आप know, that little सूची आप have in your head (or printed and laminated) of the 5 मशहूर हस्तियों you’d be free to have sex with should a miracle transpire that put आप into a situation to do so? It’s kind of silly, but we प्यार movie stars and live for putting things into सूची form.
I’ll admit, I am quite old fashioned and when I am with a woman; I kind of think of myself as only being with her. I don’t tend to fantasize about other women, famous या otherwise. To me, it’s kind of the whole point in being with her, she’s the one I want to be with! But I know I’m quiet company on that one. Furthermore, I don’t see being obsessed about Megan लोमड़ी, फॉक्स या Angelina Jolie any “better” than being all hot for the girl who works in the अगला cubicle. I mean, I have as much a shot with her as I do Britney Spears, right? The excuse that “it’s okay because it would never happen” is kind of a cop-out to me, honestly. If I am dating आप I am obsessed with आप and your breasts, not the ladies on The Real Housewives of New Jersey या their “bubbies.”
That being कहा The Rabid One is single and free to dream, I suppose I could formulate a सूची of eligible “never gonna happens.”
In no particular order, famous chicks I’d make फिल्में with:
Amy Adams from Enchanted, is likely one of the most adorable अभिनेत्रियों in Hollywood so she’ll do for my fantasy. I प्यार girls who, even though they are beautiful या hot, have no problem being cute. Cute is totally underrated. Oh and “brunettes are fine, blonds are fun, but when it comes to getting a dirty job done I’ll take a Red Headed Woman.”
Kate Winslet is gorgeous, British, an Oscar winner, voluptuous, and not afraid to be naked. Check please.
Katy Perry is someone I’d wake up in Vegas with for sure. Very sassy and terribly sexy, a lethal combination for a boy like me. Her eyes tell me so many stories that I can’t even begin to write. She certainly had my attention in संगीत कार्यक्रम back in April. Faux bi-sexuality is still bi-sexuality.
Audrey Tautou est beau, international, et complètement hypnotisant.
Natalya Neidhart my be a डब्ल्यू डब्ल्यू ई Diva, but I’d let her pin me any दिन of the week. She’s young, totally smoking hot, um a wrestler, and hell even located here in Tampa Bay. I submit, I submit!
So who’s on YOUR सूची Creative Loafing readers? Choose wisely so आप don’t pull a Ross:
After a few steamy मिनटों of uh, deep thinking something else came running into my frontal lobe: The Celebrity 5. आप know, that little सूची आप have in your head (or printed and laminated) of the 5 मशहूर हस्तियों you’d be free to have sex with should a miracle transpire that put आप into a situation to do so? It’s kind of silly, but we प्यार movie stars and live for putting things into सूची form.
I’ll admit, I am quite old fashioned and when I am with a woman; I kind of think of myself as only being with her. I don’t tend to fantasize about other women, famous या otherwise. To me, it’s kind of the whole point in being with her, she’s the one I want to be with! But I know I’m quiet company on that one. Furthermore, I don’t see being obsessed about Megan लोमड़ी, फॉक्स या Angelina Jolie any “better” than being all hot for the girl who works in the अगला cubicle. I mean, I have as much a shot with her as I do Britney Spears, right? The excuse that “it’s okay because it would never happen” is kind of a cop-out to me, honestly. If I am dating आप I am obsessed with आप and your breasts, not the ladies on The Real Housewives of New Jersey या their “bubbies.”
That being कहा The Rabid One is single and free to dream, I suppose I could formulate a सूची of eligible “never gonna happens.”
In no particular order, famous chicks I’d make फिल्में with:
Amy Adams from Enchanted, is likely one of the most adorable अभिनेत्रियों in Hollywood so she’ll do for my fantasy. I प्यार girls who, even though they are beautiful या hot, have no problem being cute. Cute is totally underrated. Oh and “brunettes are fine, blonds are fun, but when it comes to getting a dirty job done I’ll take a Red Headed Woman.”
Kate Winslet is gorgeous, British, an Oscar winner, voluptuous, and not afraid to be naked. Check please.
Katy Perry is someone I’d wake up in Vegas with for sure. Very sassy and terribly sexy, a lethal combination for a boy like me. Her eyes tell me so many stories that I can’t even begin to write. She certainly had my attention in संगीत कार्यक्रम back in April. Faux bi-sexuality is still bi-sexuality.
Audrey Tautou est beau, international, et complètement hypnotisant.
Natalya Neidhart my be a डब्ल्यू डब्ल्यू ई Diva, but I’d let her pin me any दिन of the week. She’s young, totally smoking hot, um a wrestler, and hell even located here in Tampa Bay. I submit, I submit!
So who’s on YOUR सूची Creative Loafing readers? Choose wisely so आप don’t pull a Ross: