English is not my first language.

Cuddy picked up her cell phone when she heard the text alert
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To: Lisa
Just got 2 the hotel, in Portland.
I had a gud trip.
itz frEzN n here
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To: Lucas
Pretty cold back here too.
What R U ^ 2?
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To: Lisa
Planting some bugs, install camaras,
Transcript conversationts, the usual.
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To: Lucas
wen R U comin bak?
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To: Lisa
If evrtng goes right,
and the Russian mob doesn’t get involved…
the wknd
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Cuddy re read the text message.

To: Lucas
U R kidding right?
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To: Lisa
No…I’ll be fine.
So......what R U warin?
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To: Lucas
आप life may be in danger.
And आप wnt to know. What am I wearing?
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To: Lisa
:)

Cuddy smiled when she read the last message.

To: Lucas
Im totally naked Xcpt 4

She started typing the response when Foreman came into her office, interrupting her.
“Can I talk to आप for a moment?”

The end.