Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A सैंडविच OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though आप were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the सैंडविच yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the जेली sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन या जेली सैंडविच into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of जेली at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and जेली सैंडविच and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a सैंडविच out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the सैंडविच anyway
3. Realize that आप were the instrument द्वारा which the ingredients chose to make a सैंडविच after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol या Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the सैंडविच “brother”
3. Place मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन slice over जेली slice
4. Spread जेली on the other slice
5. Spread मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim आप coerced them into making the सैंडविच for आप all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make आप another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as आप start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter
Darlton
1. Make a मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and जेली sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say आप had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A सैंडविच OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though आप were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the सैंडविच yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the जेली sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन या जेली सैंडविच into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of जेली at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and जेली सैंडविच and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a सैंडविच out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the सैंडविच anyway
3. Realize that आप were the instrument द्वारा which the ingredients chose to make a सैंडविच after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol या Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the सैंडविच “brother”
3. Place मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन slice over जेली slice
4. Spread जेली on the other slice
5. Spread मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim आप coerced them into making the सैंडविच for आप all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make आप another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as आप start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, मूंगफली, मूंगफली का butter
Darlton
1. Make a मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन and जेली sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say आप had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
