Another version of "You know your an LOTR प्रशंसक when..."
Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
आप can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
आप have a decided opinion on the सवाल of the two Glorfindels.
आप understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, आप must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But आप mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
आप know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
आप use Shire reckoning.
आप can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
आप think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, आप re-named it Anduril.
Finarfin is your role .
दिया a map of Middle Earth, आप can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your vacation house is on your private island, which happens to be named Tol Eressea.
आप can trace Eldarion's line all the way back to Thingol and Melian.
When life sucks, आप हटाइए westward.
आप know Gil-galad's real name.
आप know who Nerwen is.
Spock is your प्रिय तारा, स्टार Trek chaacter.
Your idea for the Big Dig is to rebuild Boston on the plan of Gondolin.
TV just isn't the same as a palantír.
आप have learnt to blow smoke rings.
आप have a weed patch.
आप own a shipbuilding company named Círdan's Crafts.
आप know you're obsessed with LotR when...you no longer answer to your real name, but rather, आप prefer to be called Elerial, daughter of Bruce, of the house of Smith.
आप talk about nothing but LOTR. All the time.
You've read LOTR और than once, to the surprise and disgust of your peers. (Note: I think most LOTR प्रशंसकों have read LOTR several times... - Nevermore)
Your family (who don't like LOTR) know many of the lines to FOTR from walking past आप watching it, या hearing आप quote it.
Your प्रिय CD's are the LOTR soundtracks, even though आप don't like classical music.
Your teachers even tell आप आप need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you're helping your little brother with his himework and it says "The Lord of the Rings" आप want to frame that paper when he gets it back.
When that homework paper says "The Hobbit" on the other side आप don't know which side to frame facing out and decide to rotate it every week या so.
When आप can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) आप flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
If someone likes LOTR they DON'T talk to you, because they don't want a 3 घंटा lecture on how Tolkien, not Jackson, was the creator, and how Jackson majorly screwed some things up.
आप have read/own 5 या और Tolkien पुस्तकें (counting LOTR as 1)
People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, and LOTR 3 around you, because you'll yell at them.
When someone says they don't like it आप exclaim: "What?! How can आप say that?!" and एक प्रकार का जहाज़ them.
When your "friend" says she's tired of hearing आप talk about it आप एक प्रकार का जहाज़ her and continue talking.
When people say you're obsessed आप say: "And proud of it!" the way Frodo does and एक प्रकार का जहाज़ a mug down on a table.
The tiniest things remind आप of LOTR, like the way the mirror आप got for क्रिस्मस that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
या the way some people have Hobbit-hair (which makes आप wonder if they have hairy feet)
When you're watching TV and they even दिखाना a picture of something from LOTR for a nanosecond आप can tell exactly where it came from, and what's going on, even if आप only glance up to see it and there's no sound to it.
When आप see that picture आप turn the volume WAY up and pay close attention to that comercial from then on.
When आप see a word that looks anything like something from LOTR आप read it as that word, like when आप see Fodor's Map of the Caribbean (?) आप read it as Frodo's...
आप spend your time copying poems from the books.
आप have a portion of your bookshelf dedicated to Tolkien, but for some reason Tolkien पुस्तकें seem to be scattered all over your bedroom, and not one is in the Tolkien Shrine.
Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
आप can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
आप have a decided opinion on the सवाल of the two Glorfindels.
आप understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, आप must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But आप mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
आप know the difference between Sindarin and Quenya.
आप use Shire reckoning.
आप can recite the names of all the Kings (and the four Ruling Queens) of Númenor.
आप think Ar-Pharazon was a louse.
Your twin sons are named Elladan and Elrohir.
Your baseball bat had a name, too: Narsil. And when it broke and had to be taped up, आप re-named it Anduril.
Finarfin is your role .
दिया a map of Middle Earth, आप can instantly locate Rivendell, Lórien, Minas Tirith, and Edoras.
Your vacation house is on your private island, which happens to be named Tol Eressea.
आप can trace Eldarion's line all the way back to Thingol and Melian.
When life sucks, आप हटाइए westward.
आप know Gil-galad's real name.
आप know who Nerwen is.
Spock is your प्रिय तारा, स्टार Trek chaacter.
Your idea for the Big Dig is to rebuild Boston on the plan of Gondolin.
TV just isn't the same as a palantír.
आप have learnt to blow smoke rings.
आप have a weed patch.
आप own a shipbuilding company named Círdan's Crafts.
आप know you're obsessed with LotR when...you no longer answer to your real name, but rather, आप prefer to be called Elerial, daughter of Bruce, of the house of Smith.
आप talk about nothing but LOTR. All the time.
You've read LOTR और than once, to the surprise and disgust of your peers. (Note: I think most LOTR प्रशंसकों have read LOTR several times... - Nevermore)
Your family (who don't like LOTR) know many of the lines to FOTR from walking past आप watching it, या hearing आप quote it.
Your प्रिय CD's are the LOTR soundtracks, even though आप don't like classical music.
Your teachers even tell आप आप need to lighten up on LOTR.
When you're helping your little brother with his himework and it says "The Lord of the Rings" आप want to frame that paper when he gets it back.
When that homework paper says "The Hobbit" on the other side आप don't know which side to frame facing out and decide to rotate it every week या so.
When आप can't find your LOTR CD (Heavan forbid) आप flip out and start humming one of the songs to make yourself feel better.
If someone likes LOTR they DON'T talk to you, because they don't want a 3 घंटा lecture on how Tolkien, not Jackson, was the creator, and how Jackson majorly screwed some things up.
आप have read/own 5 या और Tolkien पुस्तकें (counting LOTR as 1)
People are careful not to say LOTR 1, LOTR 2, and LOTR 3 around you, because you'll yell at them.
When someone says they don't like it आप exclaim: "What?! How can आप say that?!" and एक प्रकार का जहाज़ them.
When your "friend" says she's tired of hearing आप talk about it आप एक प्रकार का जहाज़ her and continue talking.
When people say you're obsessed आप say: "And proud of it!" the way Frodo does and एक प्रकार का जहाज़ a mug down on a table.
The tiniest things remind आप of LOTR, like the way the mirror आप got for क्रिस्मस that has the lights that reflect all the way back makes your eyes look like Galadriel's.
या the way some people have Hobbit-hair (which makes आप wonder if they have hairy feet)
When you're watching TV and they even दिखाना a picture of something from LOTR for a nanosecond आप can tell exactly where it came from, and what's going on, even if आप only glance up to see it and there's no sound to it.
When आप see that picture आप turn the volume WAY up and pay close attention to that comercial from then on.
When आप see a word that looks anything like something from LOTR आप read it as that word, like when आप see Fodor's Map of the Caribbean (?) आप read it as Frodo's...
आप spend your time copying poems from the books.
आप have a portion of your bookshelf dedicated to Tolkien, but for some reason Tolkien पुस्तकें seem to be scattered all over your bedroom, and not one is in the Tolkien Shrine.
