LOL-Comics

"Hello! I'm Sofie!" I smiled while Duncan turned on the camera. I stood in the middle of my living room with Owen and Beth on the सोफ़ा, सोफे in front of me.
"First of all, dieting is important. So follow these tips!" Duncan giggled tying to keep the camera still.
"Tip number 1," I announced putting my hands behind my back.
"It's not your fault. People may tell आप that your the one who caused all the stomach rolls to appear around your middle, and that आप have eating problems. Well, it's not true! It's not your fault आप like food! Thats just who आप are!" I कहा in my costume-made Jenny Craig vocals....

"Pride. Seven great things about yourself.

1. I can draw. Kinda.
2. I have a pretty face (according to some people >_>)
3. I apparently have a nice rack. (This was told to me द्वारा a female, which promptly made me go 'O_o;' lol)
4. I can sing kinda. D:
5. I'm good at speaking. I have an extensive vocabulary.
6. I'm a good web designer. I have awards to prove it.
7. I dress nice. और people should dress like me, imho. xD;

Envy. Seven things आप lack and covet.

1. A FLAT STOMACH. Omg, it bothers me every day. ;_; I'm not fat, but...fuck!
2. और friends. -_- Imma so ronery.
3. Thicker hair. <_<...