TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do आप say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Le me: Hi!!!!! Le friend: >=I Le me: O.O uhhh… आप okay? Le friend: I want to stab him. >=I Le me: °•° Stab who? Le friend: The algebra teacher -_-' Le me: *Derp Face* I stabbed a teacher once >={D Le friend: DX Lair! O.o Le me: No really. I stabbed him in the eye… =) Le friend: -_- Le me: … With a chair… XD बिना सोचे समझे chick: True story ^-^
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Stupid Qx ppl ask to आप xD When आप see a friend with evidently shorter hair.. Stupid Question: हे have आप had a haircut? Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding….
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so today in algebra my teacher draws a stick figure. she says another guy wants to kill that guy, and i go, "why? he's already beheaded." because her drawing looked like he was beheaded.
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wow... i never thought that this could happen but, i exploded a cheese ball i made in खाना studies class. i just put it in a plastic bag and it randomly exploded all over the दीवार and floor!
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Wow...sounds और like an experiment in science class, lol. Anyway...it wouldn't let me post on your दीवार so I just wanted to say Hey, and thanks for the add!एक साल से अधिक पुराना
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Hi!! Please शामिल होइए my club :D type in selenamaslow I प्यार Selena Gomez and big time rush if u do 2 then please शामिल होइए :D
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One दिन my friend tryed to do a bunny hop in PE and failed, the अगला दिन I pushed her off of her chair :D A few days after that in the रात का खाना hall she got attacked द्वारा a spoon, bcked away and fell off of her chair. Guess who attacked her, MEE! That दिन when we had finished रात का खाना we went outside and she fell down the wet slippery steps, it was funny. Not so long पूर्व we were spinning around and I let her go, she fell onto the floor. Public hummiliation is her best friend या maybe it me, लोल
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DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE प्यार OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST दिन OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF आप DONT POST THIS ON THREE WALLS आप WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT TWO DAYS. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE WALLS IN THE NEXT 143 SEC. WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR प्रेमी NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS
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i really have nothing to say that is funny .........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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आप are odder than an ऊद, ओटर, ऊदबिलाव in a bikini. Deal. With. It. MWAAGAGHAGHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAMWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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oki let me tell u something weird one दिन a dude walkes up to me and कहा the most oldest pick up line he कहा "hey did it hurt?" i कहा "did what hurt?"(lol) "when u fell from hevan" XD i laughed in his face!!!!!!!!!! (lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol) roflmao!!
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omg so my teacher कहा she was txtin she is lioke 50 and like she कहा her daughter bf txed her and कहा लोल and when she told the class she's like "yea so my daughters boyfrend txed me and कहा लोल so just to tell u guys it means lots of laughs" and the whole class burst out laffing AND this girl rhianna in my class raised her hand and said"uhh, no... लोल means laugh out loud..." and when the teacher कहा lots of laffs she was serious! ha! it mite not b funny to u cuz u kinda had 2 be there :)
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My gran thought I was trying 2 b funny when I sent her a text with lol. She thought it meant 'little old lady'. True story.
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Parents spend 3 yrs of your childhood trying to help आप learn to walk and talk, but they spend the rest of your childhood telling आप to sit down and shut up! लोल
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