The Mummy's किस Ana and Ramsay About to Almost किस

Dear Everyone I love,
Since the दिन I was born, since the दिन I strarted school, आप have been dear to me. Whether आप are my loving parents, या my loving but still slightly annoying little sister. Whether आप where the first one to say "Hello" to me when I started first grade, या the one to give me that extra decorated "Be my valentine" card that turned into my first crush in the 5th grade. To my 7th grade संगीत teacher, an old family friend...and first Lesbian crush. One who had understood me and still loves me like Bfftwdcwasa (Best फ्रेंड्स forever till we die cause we are so awesome) To...

I पोस्टेड this लेख on the बिना सोचे समझे spot too so I कहा why not post it here, after all this is the right place. Hope आप like it. Thanks for reading. ;)

1)"Why, do आप find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I प्यार the सेकंड grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and आप actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with...