Priceless!

"Good afternoon. Can आप all hear me?

I wrote this speech, this address, myself, I've spent 48 hours trying to find the perfect thing to say. My address to आप today is called "The Prime Rib of America."

'I do, solemnly swear, या affirm, that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign and domestic, and I will भालू true faith and allegiance to do the same, and I will obey the orders of the president of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the uniform code of military justice, so help me...

The Westboro Baptist Church is a group of hatemongerers led द्वारा abusive husband and father फ्रेड Phelps. They are probably most well known for their catchphrase “God hates fags” that they use as a website and that they pull out to picket soldiers’ funerals. They have a variety of phrases that use the start “God hates” and then apply it to a subject that’s suffered recently as a means to promote their hatred such as with “God hates America”, “God hates India”, and “God hates Jews” to name a few. They are horrible and oh so easy to make fun of. Therefore, I give आप God...