Jareth

(In a store)

Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock कैन्डी sir and a dollar fifty.

(Clothes shopping in the mall)

Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.

Cashier: (looks up) what can I help आप with today?

Jareth: (holding up leggings) do आप have these in men's?

Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.

(At job interview for daycare)

Interviewer: have आप had any experience with kids before?

Jareth: yes indeed, आप see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my गढ़, महल in the goblin...

आप remind me of the babe
What babe? the babe with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? आप do
Do what? remind me of the babe

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do?
My baby's प्यार had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew:

CHORUS
What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails
Or कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला dogs' tails
Thunder या lightning
Then baby said
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free

I saw my baby, trying...