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“Johnny how do आप think this looks?” आप ask, holding up a black dress to you.
“How am I supposed to know?” He groans as he leans on one of the shelves of the department store.
“Well, would I look good in it?” आप ask, twirling the dress around.
“You’d look good in any clothes, honey.” He smiles at you.
“Any clothes?” आप ask, scrunching your nose.
“But आप also look good in no clothes, if that’s what आप want to know,” he grins at आप like a little kid. “So could आप hurry up so I could see my प्रिय outfit on you?”
“Johnny how do आप think this looks?” आप ask, holding up a black dress to you.
“How am I supposed to know?” He groans as he leans on one of the shelves of the department store.
“Well, would I look good in it?” आप ask, twirling the dress around.
“You’d look good in any clothes, honey.” He smiles at you.
“Any clothes?” आप ask, scrunching your nose.
“But आप also look good in no clothes, if that’s what आप want to know,” he grins at आप like a little kid. “So could आप hurry up so I could see my प्रिय outfit on you?”
“Johnny.” आप shake him. “Johnny.
He mumbles, half asleep. “What? It’s 2 in the morning.”
“I want some tacos. With bacon. And maybe some चॉकलेट sauce.”
“What the hell.” He laughs. “What does this baby like to eat?”
“Apparently tacos with सूअर का मांस, बेकन and चॉकलेट sauce.” आप say.
“Well, I’ll go make the baby some tacos.” He says, getting out of the बिस्तर in his boxers.
“Don’t forget the चॉकलेट sauce!” आप yell after him as आप rub your belly.