This is Desiree Luciano speaking. Perhaps आप know me. I am the girl drooling on the T.V every दिन over you. Yes I thought it would ring a bell.
Ahem.
I could go on all दिन about how amazingly beautiful आप are (with your piercing blue eyes, blondish hair and sexy cheekbones) या how under-appreciated आप are in the दिखाना (if I were Nina I would be camping outside your door every.single.night.) but I won't. No, instead, I am cordially inviting आप to our wedding.

Oh आप didn't know we were getting married? Oh it's fine. You'll प्यार me.