35 Reasons Why Jeeps Are Better Than Women
1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
2. आप can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
3. Jeeps don't have parents.
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. आप can share your Jeep with your friends.
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
7. When driving, आप and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps आप have.
9. Jeeps don't care if आप look at other Jeeps.
10. Jeeps don't care if आप buy Jeep magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, आप are going to own a new Jeep" unless आप go out to buy one yourself.
12. If your Jeep goes flat आप can fix it.
13. If your Jeep is too loose आप can tighten it.
14. If your Jeep is misaligned, आप don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. आप can have a black Jeep and bring it घर to your parents.
16. आप don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep.
17. If आप say bad things to your Jeep, आप don't have to apologize before आप drive it again.
18. आप can drive your Jeep as long as आप want and it won't get sore.
19. आप can stop driving your Jeep as soon as आप want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after आप dump it.
21. Jeeps don't get headaches.
22. Jeeps don't insult आप if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.
25. आप don't have to take a शावर, शॉवर before आप ride your Jeep.
26. If your Jeep doesn't look good आप can paint it या get better parts.
27. आप can ride your Jeep the first time आप meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, या meet its mother.
28. The only protection आप have to wear when riding your Jeep is a decent सीट belt.
29. When in mixed company, आप can talk about what a great drive आप had the last time आप were in your Jeep.
30. Your Jeep in never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. आप only have to feed your Jeep when आप use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
33. Jeeps don't care how much money आप spend on them.
34. आप don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when आप first met, या anniversaries.
35. आप can feel free to remark about how much better your jeep is riding lately.
1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
2. आप can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
3. Jeeps don't have parents.
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. आप can share your Jeep with your friends.
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
7. When driving, आप and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps आप have.
9. Jeeps don't care if आप look at other Jeeps.
10. Jeeps don't care if आप buy Jeep magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, आप are going to own a new Jeep" unless आप go out to buy one yourself.
12. If your Jeep goes flat आप can fix it.
13. If your Jeep is too loose आप can tighten it.
14. If your Jeep is misaligned, आप don't have to discuss politics with it.
15. आप can have a black Jeep and bring it घर to your parents.
16. आप don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep.
17. If आप say bad things to your Jeep, आप don't have to apologize before आप drive it again.
18. आप can drive your Jeep as long as आप want and it won't get sore.
19. आप can stop driving your Jeep as soon as आप want and it won't get frustrated.
20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after आप dump it.
21. Jeeps don't get headaches.
22. Jeeps don't insult आप if you're a bad driver.
23. Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
24. Jeeps don't care if you're late.
25. आप don't have to take a शावर, शॉवर before आप ride your Jeep.
26. If your Jeep doesn't look good आप can paint it या get better parts.
27. आप can ride your Jeep the first time आप meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, या meet its mother.
28. The only protection आप have to wear when riding your Jeep is a decent सीट belt.
29. When in mixed company, आप can talk about what a great drive आप had the last time आप were in your Jeep.
30. Your Jeep in never embarrassed to go topless in public.
31. आप only have to feed your Jeep when आप use it.
32. A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
33. Jeeps don't care how much money आप spend on them.
34. आप don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when आप first met, या anniversaries.
35. आप can feel free to remark about how much better your jeep is riding lately.