The moral of most Japanese urban legends seem to consist of "don't go anywhere द्वारा yourself. Ever." The story of the Kuchisake-Onna, या "Split Mouth Woman" is no different. Except that आप are doubly unfortunate if आप happen to be a child (We assume your legs are stubby and slow and we can thusly outrun you).

If आप happen to be a snotty pubescent walking alone one day, आप might consider taking a different route if आप are suddenly approached द्वारा a female figure in a trench-coat. Now, before आप assume that this will be a harmless display of kibbles and bits, rest assured: आप will be shown something. Unfortunately, it will not be the coveted boobies.

The Kuchisake-Onna will appear as a tall woman in a बरसाती, ट्रेंच कोट with long, black hair. Her most telling feature is the surgical mask covering the bottom half of her face.

She will approach आप and ask आप a question: "Am I beautiful?"

If आप reply, "No!" Your troubles are over. Mainly because she will produce a comically oversized pair of scissors and remove your head. Ah! You're thinking, So I'll answer "yes!" In which case she will remove her mask to reveal her grotesquely mutilated face, her smile sliced from ear to ear. "Am I still beautiful?" She will ask again.

If आप have some kind of twisted Joker fetish and reply, "yes", she will take the aforementioned scissors, chase आप down, and slice आप in half. If आप reply "no", she'll do it anyway. Some people just can't be satisfied.

If आप don't fancy a haircut with too much off the top, your best bet is a neutral reply, such as "You're so-so", या "average". This will confuse the विभाजित करें, विभक्त करें Mouth Woman, giving आप just enough time to run like all the hounds of hell are at your heels (or in this case, a crazy कुतिया, मतलबी with a giant pair of scissors)

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