This was a fanfic at FanFiction.net, but it was breaking the rule so I wanted to start over


*There is a stage that is similar to Tyra's but the screen says "Fun With Torture." Instead of a सोफ़ा, सोफे there is eight chairs, a two-seated couch, and a beanbag. Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, and Professor Membrane are tied up on chairs. गिर is sitting on a beanbag. In the सोफ़ा, सोफे there's two people. A girl with dark brown hair and eyes with evening sand skin is sitting. अगला to her is a boy. His skin is a दूध chocalate tone. He has long purple hair, blue eyes, and a small beauty mark on his cheek. *

Me: *Trying to sound like Jigsaw* Hello. I see आप are all awake.

Zim: WHO ARE YOU?

Me: Silence.

Zim: आप DARE-

Me: Shut up! या else आप get wet!

Zim: I'll be quite.

Me: Welcome everyone to my new fanfic, Fun With Torture!

Audience: WOOOO! *whistles*

GIR: YAY!

Dib: I don't like the sound of this.

Me: Here we have Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, Professor Membrane, and our lovely GIR. Everybody except गिर is tied up. Who the hell would want to torture GIR?

GIR: I want tacos! ^-^

Me: Here ya go, cutie! *Gives गिर tacos*

GIR: YAY! :D *eat tacos*

Me: CUTE! =D

Audience: AWWW!

Dib: Dad's here? *Turns to Membrane* Dad look! ALIENS!

PM: *Looks around* Of course, son.

Dib: आप don't believe me? THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!

PM: It's rude to call Foreign and a strange goat aliens, son.

Dib: …

Me: Dumbass. XD

PM: Excuse me?

Me: Nothin'. Anyway, I'm your host BlackRose1013. My real name is Kianis, but आप may call me Kiki.

Tak: द्वारा the way, where's MiMi?

Me: Oh, MiMi is in a SIR spa.

Tak: MiMi goes to a spa and we're here to get tortured?

Me: Yup! ^^ And this is my OC, co-host, Keme!

Keme: Hi.

Red: Why आप girls doing this?

Keme: I'm a guy!

Me: LOL! *hugs Keme* To answer Red's question, I have many reason. 1, mostly because I'm bored. 2, everybody else is doing it.

Purple: हे I remember you!

Everyone: *Looks at me then thinks*

Gaz: Hey! You're the one who made me watch My Little Ponies!

Me: That's me! ^^

Gaz: आप bitch!

PM: Gazelene!

Dib: I'm not surprised.

Zim: Your real name is Gazelene?

Gaz: Don't even dare say it!

Me: LOL! 3, I can kill time. 4, It's fun!

Zim: FUN?

Me: I'm getting tired of gettin' interrupted. Keme, please get me a big bucket of water balloons.

Keme: 'Kay. *Leaves then comes back with my request.* Here.

Me: Thank you~ I usually have bad aim, but since anything is possible I'm giving myself good aim.

PM: I don't know why, but relea-

Me: *Throws a water balloon at Membrane* When I throw a water balloon it means to shut up या when I just feel like throwin' one. *Throws another one at Membrane.*

PM: Why?

Me: I felt like it! ^^

Keme: -_- Kianis. May we continue?

Me: Fine. So reviewers out there, leave some tortures, dares, या सवालों and we'll see आप अगला time!

Zim: Are आप going to let us go now?

Me: Hell no!

Dib: So what are we going to do till आप come back?

Me: Well, other writers have to take आप for their torture/interview fic. But till that time comes. *Giggles* You'll be kept in here entertained द्वारा Fred! *Press a button and a screen shows Fred.*

Everyone: No…

Idiot: Hey! It's Fred!

Me: LOL! C'mon Keme.

Keme: See all of आप later.

Me: Oh, one और thing. This is rated T. So cursin' and makin' out is allowed. Please nothin' that is for M. Bye! GIR, if आप want और tacos there's और back stage.

GIR: OKAY!