InuYasha and Kikyo

I'm just doing this to be silly..I'm in my silliness mode today so I thought of some things that might piss them off.I do not mean any offensive to these इनुयाशा characters,I प्यार them myself.Enjoy!

Ways to make इनुयाशा mad:
1)Pet his ears
2)Call him doggy!
3)Ask him why he likes Kikyo/Kagome
4)Try to make him "Sit!" and epically fail at it.
5)Shove ramen, रामन in his face 24/7(Ok that might not make him mad)
6) Mock Kagome
7)Try to trip him
8)Say his tetsusaiga is a piece of crap
9)Shout out "INUYASHA!" "KAGOME" a million times mocking the both of them.
10)Try to scare him द्वारा saying "I See you..." in the...