Jennifer Morrison+Amaury Nolasco 13.08.2010 Los Angeles

1. आप can be years behind on clinic duty.

2. Cuddy doesn't have a shrine of Chase.

3. Tuesdays are a good दिन to tell someone आप प्यार them.

4. Vicodin is not candy.

5. And neither are sleeping pills.

6. Magic baths hurt.

7. Neediness is edible.

8. आप can't stop their love!

9. Men are stupid.

10. The CIA watches आप if आप wear green.

11. Dimes won't be picked up द्वारा a magnet.

12. Wilson's not on anti-depressants

13. He's on speed!

14. Mops can be used as canes.

15. Symbolacalating is hard to say.

16. People drool when chase wears his short-shorts.

17. Forman's momma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people...

House Season 1 Episode 22: Honeymoon

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House is occupied balancing spoons when Stacy shows up to get her husband, who needs a check-up due to abdominal pains, infantile regression, etc. Mark claims he's under stress and doesn't need help, House isn't too enthused about checking him out, and neither gets along with the other too well. But in the middle of a टोस्ट Mark collapses thanks to House drugging him to get him to the clinic.

The team go over Mark's case and House orders a battery of tests – Wilson suspects he's trying to look good for Stacy and get her back. Cameron begins to...

Wilson parked his car in front of Cuddy’s house. The silence was still filling the air around them since they left Mary’s home. The awkwardness of it was shouting the absence of words that could possibly express how they felt after what Doctor Mary told them. सेकंड्स later Cuddy broke it.

“How… could it… have it come to this, Wilson?” Her voice was लॉस्ट and his eyes focused on the street.

“I don’t know…”

“Do आप want to come in?” She spoke as she opened the door.

“Only if आप need me.”

Cuddy took a deep breath and the silence filled the air again. “Should I… should...

It was midnight when आप decided to stood up from your bed. You’ve been toss and turning for about an घंटा now and sleep hasn’t been part of the plan of your neurons in your brain. आप walked down the hall only to find peace just द्वारा looking at a door at the end of the lonely pavement, a feeling you’ve been trying to find for several days now. आप limped towards the doorknob, making sure not to disturb anyone near you. आप stopped, knowing the woman behind the door might not want and need you. It took आप a couple of मिनटों before आप set yourself that this will be the night that will...

It was a mess in all the rooms of House and Cuddy’s घर they bought a साल after they got together. One couldn’t tell which room is which since things were in a certain room which is not supposed to be there. The three साल old Rachel was crying so loud while she was being carried द्वारा Cuddy who was looking tired, upset and angry. Her hair was a disaster as they head for the baby’s room.
Cuddy: <looking pissed off at Rachel> Stop crying! <The cry of the baby continues and Cuddy looked at the baby then she placed it down heavily on the टोप, बेसिनेट, basinet but making sure she didn’t hurt it,...

To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over द्वारा a Reindeer"

Greg House got run over द्वारा a reindeer
limpin' घर from Cuddy's house क्रिस्मस eve. Wink Wink
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much vodka.
And Cuddy begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his Vicodin,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him क्रिस्मस mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Greg House got run over द्वारा a reindeer,
limpin' घर from Cuddy's house Christmas...