House “The patient’s a crazy person?”
Cuddy “You’re a crazy person. The patient’s a psychologist.”

House “Carlson won’t listen to me since I hit on his wife.”
Cameron “You knew?!”
House “God no. I thought she was his daughter.”

Wilson “That makes sense.”
House “That makes sense?”
Wilson “I कहा it first!”

House “You, for some reason, are happy.”
Wilson “How dare you!”

House “You are wearing that कमीज, शर्ट FOR somebody.”
Wilson “The health department. They frown on topless-oncology.”

Wilson “Are आप ok.” [laughs]
House “It’s a valid medical question.”
Wilson “I’ve never heard आप ask a patient that— You’ve never asked me that question! And you’ve seen me fall down a flight of stairs drunk.”

Wilson “Are आप going to follow me INTO my car?”
House “It’s got two doors.”
Wilson “Ok look. The reason I haven’t told आप is---” [runs out the door]

House [trying to figure out who Wilson is dating…] “So we’re done to Cuddy, your ex-wives—“
Wilson “Your mama.”

13 “Cameron wasn’t fired.”
House “Wrong.”
Taub “You knew?”
House “That should be a hint to what you’re supposed to say…”
Taub “We’re sorry?”
House “Wrong.”
Kutner “I प्यार you.”
House “… wrong.”

House “He drilled a hole in your scull after drinking your pee. I think he’s up for this.”

House “It’s not one of your ex-wives...”
Wilson “’cause they hate me.”
House “They don’t. They should, but they don’t. I called them.”


Wilson “Did आप ever consider being happy for me?”
House “Briefly”

House “Cut-throat-bitch?!”
Wilson “…I call her Amber.”

haha