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Hogwarts News 11/7/10

Dear all students,
Hogwarts has some very interesting news for आप all.

Last night Professor Dumbledore and Professer
McGonagall decided to get engaged. They plan to have their wedding in about 2 weeks.

Ronald Bilius Weasley has लॉस्ट his rat, Scabbers. He came back to his dormitory to find an empty cage. He is very worried.

Ms.Norris got लॉस्ट a few days पूर्व and now we found out that she had been donated to a charity in Africa.

Professor Snape has been sent to the wizard police for examination.

Thank you, Hogwarts School News
Harry woke with a start as Teddy’s cries pierced the small room. He groggily climbed out of the warm बिस्तर and stumbled over to the बच्चों की गाड़ी, बासीनेट द्वारा the window. In the moonlight he could see that Teddy’s hair was bright pink. Chuckling to himself, he lifted the baby out of the पालना and started over to the rocking chair.
He fed Teddy some warm milk.He stopped crying. Harry smiled,and Teddy smiled back.Harry put him back in the crib.Instantly Teddy fell asleep.
1. You've read the पुस्तकें और times than Hermione has aced an exam.

2. You've learned another language just so आप didn't have to wait a few months for the book to be translated into your native tongue.

3. आप have permanently tattooed Harry Potter iconography onto your body.

4. आप have played Quidditch ... not in a video game ... in real life.

5. आप have been जुराब, मोजा up with tissues for months in anticipation of the final book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.”

6. There is a room in your house that looks like it belongs in Hogwarts.
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Compiled from the Twitter contest held द्वारा @nerdist.

JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses

chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio

sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge

dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s किस was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock

Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up

chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve

Dick_M:...
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