TOTAL LIST
1- Ask her if she's poor enough to afford a normal pen rather than the banned ones.
2- Call her Pinkie Pie.
3- Tell her you're gonna give her a dress for birthday and when she asks put a dress on a toad and दिखाना her.
4- Tell her Lockhart did a better job teaching than her.
5- Don't say anything when she punishes आप and when she tells आप "Why don't आप speak up" tell her that आप can't talk bad with animals.
6- Call Madam Pomfrey every सेकंड she speaks and say "You don't sound good, miss,"
7- Tell her that she should have been in the Hogwarts House called Pinkies.
8- Turn her into a toad...
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