1. Offer him मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन ठगना, हेराफेरी that आप cooked yourself, and tell him that आप named it Cornelius ठगना, हेराफेरी because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.
2. Tell him that चूना, चूने green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really और of a winter.
3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, और flattering colors.
4. Try to get him to शामिल होइए a conga line with आप and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.
5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much और of an authoritative figure."
6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The...
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