A Nerdy Throwdown
Leading up to tonight's premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, it looked for a while like it was going to be all Twilight, all the time here at NewsFeed. But then a savior appeared on the horizon: the trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which would premiere before the film! A hubbub arose: Would Potter प्रशंसकों flood the Twilight theaters, perhaps starting a nerd rumble? (No, because that would be stupid. Also, because आप can watch the trailer online.)
However, the fortuitous timing has inspired NewsFeed to take a side in the blood feud that has run for generations between Twi-hards and Potter-maniacs. Presenting: the five reasons Harry Potter is better than Twilight.
1. A Better Universe
Like George Lucas, J.K. Rowling is so great at creating worlds that it और than makes up for whatever flaws her लेखन suffers from. Think about all the wonderful things we know about Rowling's wizarding world: where they shop, what they eat, what kind of prejudices their society has. Consider all the side characters she stacks the stories with: Neville Longbottom, Arthur Weasley, even Lee Jordan, the Quidditch announcer. We know them.
द्वारा contrast, what do we know about the world of Twilight? Three things: Good वैंपायर don't bite people. वैंपायर and वेयरवोल्फ don't like each other. वैंपायर like baseball. That is all.
2. Better Acting
Let us examine the state of both franchises' werewolves. The werewolf in Twilight is played द्वारा human action figure Taylor Lautner. He is undoubtedly a nice boy, but no one would disagree with the assertion that he is और famous for his workout regimen than anything he's done onscreen.
The werewolf in Harry Potter is played द्वारा acclaimed British thespian David Thewlis. Have आप even seen Thewlis' gripping performance in Mike Leigh's Naked, Twi-hards? No, of course, आप haven't.
3. Better Villains
It might not be fair to compare Harry Potter and Twilight on this issue; after all, Lord Voldemort is one of the greatest villains in हाल का पॉप संस्कृति history. (He made it into the Final Four in Techland's super-scientific March Madness villains bracket.) Voldemort is a genocidal dictator who scares people so much, they won't even say his name. He wants immortality and will do anything (even drink unicorn blood!) to get it. He killed Harry's parents -- and tried to kill Harry -- when our hero was just a defenseless baby. Shoot, just लेखन this is making NewsFeed glad he's not real.
But even without being compared to Voldemort, the bad guys in Twilight are weak. A villain played द्वारा Cam Gigandet (what is this, The O.C.?), Michael Sheen (oh no, it's Tony Blair!) या Bryce Dallas Howard (come off it, I saw Lady in the Water) just isn't scary enough for me. आप could make the case that Bella's inevitable aging is the real villain of Twilight, but come on! This isn't तारा, स्टार Trek -- invisible, intangible villains aren't going to cut it.
4. It's Lasted Longer
The members of NewsFeed's generation have grown up with Harry Potter. We got Sorcerer's Stone from the पुस्तकालय in elementary school, waited in line for Order of the Phoenix in high school and dressed up for the Goblet of आग movie with our freshman dorm in college. The years-long gap between films and फिल्में filled us with anticipation. Each new release -- as numerous trend pieces दिखाना -- is an event.
Twilight is much और ephemeral. The पुस्तकें have been out only since 2005 (which, if you're counting, is when the second-to-last Potter book was released). The films, rushed into production in case the trend should dissipate, are even worse: the first movie came out barely a साल and a half ago. There's no waiting around, but there's also no growing old with the characters. Twilight is undoubtedly a commercial enterprise -- और than $1 billion internationally for just the first two films -- but it's simply not a lasting cultural one.
Leading up to tonight's premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, it looked for a while like it was going to be all Twilight, all the time here at NewsFeed. But then a savior appeared on the horizon: the trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which would premiere before the film! A hubbub arose: Would Potter प्रशंसकों flood the Twilight theaters, perhaps starting a nerd rumble? (No, because that would be stupid. Also, because आप can watch the trailer online.)
However, the fortuitous timing has inspired NewsFeed to take a side in the blood feud that has run for generations between Twi-hards and Potter-maniacs. Presenting: the five reasons Harry Potter is better than Twilight.
1. A Better Universe
Like George Lucas, J.K. Rowling is so great at creating worlds that it और than makes up for whatever flaws her लेखन suffers from. Think about all the wonderful things we know about Rowling's wizarding world: where they shop, what they eat, what kind of prejudices their society has. Consider all the side characters she stacks the stories with: Neville Longbottom, Arthur Weasley, even Lee Jordan, the Quidditch announcer. We know them.
द्वारा contrast, what do we know about the world of Twilight? Three things: Good वैंपायर don't bite people. वैंपायर and वेयरवोल्फ don't like each other. वैंपायर like baseball. That is all.
2. Better Acting
Let us examine the state of both franchises' werewolves. The werewolf in Twilight is played द्वारा human action figure Taylor Lautner. He is undoubtedly a nice boy, but no one would disagree with the assertion that he is और famous for his workout regimen than anything he's done onscreen.
The werewolf in Harry Potter is played द्वारा acclaimed British thespian David Thewlis. Have आप even seen Thewlis' gripping performance in Mike Leigh's Naked, Twi-hards? No, of course, आप haven't.
3. Better Villains
It might not be fair to compare Harry Potter and Twilight on this issue; after all, Lord Voldemort is one of the greatest villains in हाल का पॉप संस्कृति history. (He made it into the Final Four in Techland's super-scientific March Madness villains bracket.) Voldemort is a genocidal dictator who scares people so much, they won't even say his name. He wants immortality and will do anything (even drink unicorn blood!) to get it. He killed Harry's parents -- and tried to kill Harry -- when our hero was just a defenseless baby. Shoot, just लेखन this is making NewsFeed glad he's not real.
But even without being compared to Voldemort, the bad guys in Twilight are weak. A villain played द्वारा Cam Gigandet (what is this, The O.C.?), Michael Sheen (oh no, it's Tony Blair!) या Bryce Dallas Howard (come off it, I saw Lady in the Water) just isn't scary enough for me. आप could make the case that Bella's inevitable aging is the real villain of Twilight, but come on! This isn't तारा, स्टार Trek -- invisible, intangible villains aren't going to cut it.
4. It's Lasted Longer
The members of NewsFeed's generation have grown up with Harry Potter. We got Sorcerer's Stone from the पुस्तकालय in elementary school, waited in line for Order of the Phoenix in high school and dressed up for the Goblet of आग movie with our freshman dorm in college. The years-long gap between films and फिल्में filled us with anticipation. Each new release -- as numerous trend pieces दिखाना -- is an event.
Twilight is much और ephemeral. The पुस्तकें have been out only since 2005 (which, if you're counting, is when the second-to-last Potter book was released). The films, rushed into production in case the trend should dissipate, are even worse: the first movie came out barely a साल and a half ago. There's no waiting around, but there's also no growing old with the characters. Twilight is undoubtedly a commercial enterprise -- और than $1 billion internationally for just the first two films -- but it's simply not a lasting cultural one.
1 Egg White (buy ready pasteurised egg white from the shop, rather than just using raw eggs)
12 oz Icing Sugar (powdered sugar)
3 drops Peppermint Essence
Liquorice Laces
Instructions
Whisk egg white until frothy.
Beat in sugar and essence.
Knead well.
Shape into spheres द्वारा rolling between palms.
लपेटें in liquorice laces.
Cool in fridge. :)
lollipops (Way-Sour Charms Blow Pops, Dum Dums, etc)
Pop Rocks (whatever flavor आप choose)
Instructions
Remove the lollipops from their original wrappers.
Open the Pop Rocks and pour them in a shallow bowl.
If your lollipops are not sticky enough on their own, dip them quickly in plain water.
Roll the lollipops in the Pop Rocks until they are completely covered.
लपेटें them in plain wax paper squares.
The Pop Rocks immediately start losing their "pop" when in contact with the moisture in the lollipops, so assemble these as close in time to serving as possible for the best effect
12 oz Icing Sugar (powdered sugar)
3 drops Peppermint Essence
Liquorice Laces
Instructions
Whisk egg white until frothy.
Beat in sugar and essence.
Knead well.
Shape into spheres द्वारा rolling between palms.
लपेटें in liquorice laces.
Cool in fridge. :)
lollipops (Way-Sour Charms Blow Pops, Dum Dums, etc)
Pop Rocks (whatever flavor आप choose)
Instructions
Remove the lollipops from their original wrappers.
Open the Pop Rocks and pour them in a shallow bowl.
If your lollipops are not sticky enough on their own, dip them quickly in plain water.
Roll the lollipops in the Pop Rocks until they are completely covered.
लपेटें them in plain wax paper squares.
The Pop Rocks immediately start losing their "pop" when in contact with the moisture in the lollipops, so assemble these as close in time to serving as possible for the best effect