1. Offer him मूंगफली, मूंगफली का मक्खन ठगना, हेराफेरी that आप cooked yourself, and tell him that आप named it Cornelius ठगना, हेराफेरी because it’s "nutty." Make sure it’s sticky and overdone.

2. Tell him that चूना, चूने green isn’t really his color, and that he’s really और of a winter.

3. Offer to take him to the mall to buy him some new clothes in different, और flattering colors.

4. Try to get him to शामिल होइए a conga line with आप and Voldemort and look very hurt if he refuses.

5. Tell him that "Scrimgeour always seemed like so much और of an authoritative figure."

6. Make up a theme song for him to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" and sing it wherever he goes.

7. Make up flyers containing the printed version of the theme song and hand it out to important Ministry officials.

8. Try to get him to शामिल होइए S.P.E.W., because "elves are people too!"

9. Paint a scar on your forehead and hop around singing, "We were telling the truth! We were telling the truth!" in an annoying, high pitched voice.

10. Give his गेंदबाज hat to the giant squid. If he gets mad at you, tell him that आप were just trying to दिखाना your care for all species. Make sure to stare at him with big, कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला eyes.