आप know you've read SS/PS one too many times when आप . . .
1. Continually ask people if they want a नींबू Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that आप don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time आप see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on कहा walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when आप get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap बिना सोचे समझे bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave बिना सोचे समझे sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell बिना सोचे समझे people that आप know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, मक्खन mellow, turn this stupid fat चूहा yellow," at every माउस आप see.
18. Tell your फ्रेंड्स to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in कहा mirror.
21. Set आग to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time आप enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that आप know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil आप think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch या wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to आप to the "cupboard under the stairs," या "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will दिखाना up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. खोजिए every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
1. Continually ask people if they want a नींबू Drop.
2. Throw blankets over yourself and insist you're invisble.
3. Tell your hats that आप don't want to be put it Slytherin.
4. Wince and grab your forehead every time आप see a man wearing a turban.
5. Ask snakes if they can hear you.
6. Instruct your chess pieces where to move.
7. Paint walnuts yellow, toss them in the air, and say you're the youngest seeker in a century.
8. Choke on कहा walnut, and say that you've caught the Snitch.
9. Act genuinely surprised when आप get presents for Christmas.
10. Tap बिना सोचे समझे bricks with an umbrella and insist you're trying to get into Diagon Alley.
11. Pay people with your version of Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.
12. Wave बिना सोचे समझे sticks around, and when nothing happens, tell yourself that it just isn't the right one.
13. Tell your siblings that Hagrid will give them a pig tail.
14. Call people Muggles.
15. Tell बिना सोचे समझे people that आप know how to calm Fluffy . . .
16. . . . and refuse to explain.
17. Say "sunshine daisies, मक्खन mellow, turn this stupid fat चूहा yellow," at every माउस आप see.
18. Tell your फ्रेंड्स to beware of the troll in their bathroom.
19. Expect to see your heart's desire in a mirror.
20. Feel around in your pocket for any stones while staring in कहा mirror.
21. Set आग to the clothes of men with black hair at public sporting events.
22. Look out for Firenze every time आप enter a forest.
23. Tell your teachers that आप know about the Sorcerer's Stone . . .
24. . . . and refuse to explain.
25. Have unknowingly done multiple things on this list.
26. Continually talk about how evil आप think Snape is.
27. Remind your arch-enemy that there hasn't been a witch या wizard who hasn't gone bad in Slytherin.
28. Check for trap doors beneath your dog.
29. Ask people to address their letters to आप to the "cupboard under the stairs," या "the old house on the rock."
30. Jinx your broomstick, and pray that Hermione will दिखाना up to break Quirrell's eye contact.
31. खोजिए every bag of jellybeans for a bogey flavored one. Tell all those who say otherwise that George swore he once found one.
