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The two of us; Kaitlyn and I, walked through the large doors and into the Entrance Hall. The entrance Hall was crowded as it always was on the first day. Students of all years were entering in groups, leaving the First Years a little startled. They probably didn’t know where to go, what to do, whom to look for. I smiled to myself, we were just like that! Some five years ago, I realised that we had grown only when I saw the little ones.
“Cal? Caldera?” I turned towards Kaitlyn, who looked irritated.
I raised an eyebrow, “What did I do?”
“We were talking, remember?” she said, furrowing her eyebrows.
I sighed. I had told her about the incident with फ्रेड and she wouldn’t stop talking about how I was cursed द्वारा oblivion.
“How oblivious can आप be? He asked आप to the Yule Ball and आप accepted! Why did you? To dance?” she kept speaking.
I rolled my eyes. Why did they think that going to the Yule Ball with फ्रेड was such a big event? It was almost two years ago.
“Yes, Kaitlyn. I went there to dance because it was a Ball. I accepted because no one had asked me and we know each other since we were little,” I said, getting annoyed.
Why on earth were we having a discussion in the middle of the Entrance Hall, with people brutally pushing past us?
“What about Draco Malfoy? He had asked आप and आप know him since आप were babies!” she exclaimed, quite loudly too, seeming to be very satisfied with her comeback.
The भगाना, फेर्रेट was just being the idiot he was, that was it. In case anyone hadn’t noticed, he seemed to take a special liking to irritating me.
“You don’t know how much I pity myself, Kaitlyn. No one should be exposed to such idiocy at a young age,” I shook my head, trying to look sad.
“But he did ask you!” she exclaimed again.
“ ‘Roth, I don’t think anyone will ask आप to the Ball. So, I’m being kind enough to ask you, accept my offer.’ That was what he said,” I said, really he was the idiot he was, he didn’t expect me to be his date.
“You remember how he asked you!” she smirked at me, I rolled my eyes.
She was worse that Ginny या Hermione! She romanticised every relation I had with a person of the opposite gender.
“What are आप ladies doing here? Do आप wanna be trampled?” I heard David’s voice say.
To say the least, I was relieved. Kaitlyn really seemed to be in the mood to anatomize my love-life. Not that I had one.
I turned and smiled at David, “We were just going.”
“Let’s go,” Kaitlyn said, and pulled me towards the large double doors that led to the Great Hall.
David and Terry (who I hadn’t seen until that moment) followed behind.

The Great Hall was just as I remembered it; not that I had expected it to change but seeing all the students, the teacher’s and other staff sitting at their usual places made me feel at home. Hogwarts was घर to each and every one of us. The एनचांटेड ceiling was beautiful as usual; with the numerous candles apparently hanging from the ceiling. They say that आप get used to the magic at Hogwarts but the ceiling of the Great Hall never ceased to fascinate me.
Most of the students were at the table, talking amongst themselves.
“So we’re again, eh?” Terry said, looking around with a smile on his face.
“No...We’re in Azkaban!” David said, flicking him on the head, “Of course we are, Terry.”
“Come on boys, sit,” Kaitlyn कहा as she sat at our House table, I followed.
They two of them sat at the table, after shoving at each other and laughing. Kaitlyn just rolled her eyes and I wouldn’t blame her; what was so funny about shoving at each other. Boys...I never really understood what they had in their skulls.
“Can I sit here?”
All four of us turned to see, Michael Corner, standing beside the table.
“Since when did आप start asking permission for sitting with us?” I asked; he was being weird.
Michael just sighed and sat down.
“Where did आप disappear to?” David asked him.
“I got on another carriage and आप people didn’t wait for me,” Michael glared at all of us.
“Sorry,” Kaitlyn said, “but Cal and I were discussing about—”
I glared at her, did she have to be so...open...about things.
“Hey Cal!” I turned around to see a very worried looking Hermione and an indifferent Ron.
“Yeah?” Could something be wrong? Harry wasn’t there, so he probably got into some kind of trouble. It was usual and it was just the first night, it wouldn’t be that bad.
“Did आप see Harry?” she asked, her voice urgent.
“No,” I shook my head. So I was right; Harry got into trouble again.
“It’s usual for him, Hermione. He’ll be back,” I added.
“Told you, didn’t I?” Ron said, looking at Hermione, annoyed.
“Thanks anyways, Caldera,” Hermione कहा and walked away with Ron behind.
“That bloke always disappears doesn’t he?” David said, shaking his head, looking like an old man.
I laughed. David looked at me, “What?”
“Nothing.”
“Hey guys,” a rather giggly voice said; Padma Patil.
I smiled up at her, so did the others.
“Come on, Padma; sit down” Kaitlyn said, patting the अंतरिक्ष अगला to her, “the Sorting Ceremony will start in a moment, I believe.”
Padma sat down, just then, the First Years started filing into the Hall, led द्वारा Professor McGonagall.
The usual procedure took place; no one seemed the least bit interested in what the Sorting Hat had to stay, well most of them.
Finally when the Sorting was finally over, I looked over towards the Gryffindor table, no sign of Harry.
“Can आप guys not eat like pigs?” Kaitlyn screeched, I just ignored her, it happened every time all of us sat together to eat. I just age a small piece of chicken.
I looked towards the double doors to see a bloody faced Harry enter the Great Hall. I was right; trouble again. But how did he manage to get all bloody on the first day?
I heard a high pitched laughter issuing from the Slytherin table; which unfortunately was beside ours. I turned towards their तालिका, टेबल to see who could make such a ridiculous noise, I turned around to come face to face with the ferret. My luck!
“It’s not a good manner, eavesdropping on other people’s conversations, Roth,” he sneered, “Do आप want to end up like Potty?”
I raised an eyebrow, was he implying that he did that to Harry? But I couldn’t ask, he’d think that I was really interested in their conversation.
“It would be so much और convenient if that girlfriend of yours wasn’t so loud,” I said, smiling the sweetest, fakest smile I could manage.
“She’s not—”
“Jealous, Roth?” another voice sneered, the ferret’s girlfriend of course.
“Yeah, Pansy! I’m so jealous, I’m planning to murder आप in your sleep and—”
“Stop it, Cal! Don’t..You’ll lower yourself,” David interrupted, grabbing my arms. I didn’t know that he was listening, the rest of them were caught up in their own conversations.
“Low? A blood-traitor like आप talks about being low?” Pansy barked again.
I saw David grit his teeth from the corner of my eye; he opened his mouth to say something but then he...and everyone else in the Great Hall was interrupted द्वारा Professor Dumbledore’s deep voice.
“The very best of evenings to you,” he कहा as she smiled broadly, both David and I turned towards the teacher’s table.
The first thing I noticed when I looked at Dumbledore was his right hand, which was blackened and just looked...dead. Taking into account, the whispers that were coming from all the tables, I wasn’t the only one to notice.
"What happened to his hand?” Kaitlyn whispered, looking genuinely horrified.
“Who knows? He may have been doing something in the summer,” Terry just shrugged.
“But why didn’t he heal it?” Padma asked.
“Why are आप asking me? Ask him!” Terry whispered. Padma rolled her eyes.
No one could blame them; the blackened hand did raise many सवालों in my mind too.
Dumbledore seemed to have interpreted the whispers in the Hall; he just smiled and कहा that it was nothing.
Of course it wasn’t nothing! The hand looked dead! Could it be? The curses I had read about? The old ones...some poisons without cure.
Dumbledore just continued speaking, the worst part was: The goods from Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes had been banned! Most of the younger ones, groaned at that. And I myself was disappointed! I know, being a prefect I mustn’t be thinking that way but with the twins gone at least the pranks would serve as a memory of the fun times and chaos they brought to Hogwarts.
“We are pleased to welcome a new member of the staff this year,” Dumbledore continued, he was talking about Slughorn, “Professor Slughorn.” Slughorn stood up; his bald head was gleaming in the candle light. Perhaps it was because he favoured famous people, I didn’t particularly have a liking towards him, “is an old colleague of mine who had agreed to resume his old post of Potions-master.”
Potions? Harry had told us that there’d be new teacher but didn’t tell us that he’s take over Snapes’s post!
And it wasn’t just me who was surprised द्वारा it, most of them were.
“Potions?” Terry asked, raising his eyebrows.
“Professor Snape meanwhile,” Dumbledore continued, noticing that the muttering was growing louder, “will be taking the position of the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher.”
“Wow,” Kaitlyn said, she probably had nothing else to say. What could anyone say anyways?
Dumbledore had made his decision, no one could change. He must have done it for a reason...hopefully.
“We’re doomed!” Michael whispered harshly.
“No, we’re not. Doesn’t matter who the teacher is, we’ll have to do our best,” David said, turning.
Michael responded with a nod and sighed.
“But doesn’t it seem like the post is jinxed?” Padma stated.
I raised an eyebrow, “What do आप mean?”
“Well, no one has had the post for और than a year,” Padma said, shrugging.
It was true! All the teachers who had taken the post had to leave the post in a year. Quirrell had even लॉस्ट his life.
“Yeah. Come to think of it, it is true,” Kaitlyn said, sitting up. She obviously found another topic to speak about.
Then Dumbledore started speaking again, “Now, as everyone in this Hall knows, Lord Voldemort and his followers are once और at large and gaining in strength.”
I knew he’d mention this, had expected it but again at the mention of the Dark Lord and the Death Eaters, my दिल started beating faster and my breath hitched.
I could feel Kaitlyn’s eyes but she didn’t say a thing. The whole Hall was silent for that matter. Kaitlyn was outspoken but knew when she shouldn’t be talking, I was thankful for that.
Like every time someone mentioned Death Eaters, I didn’t listen. I didn’t listen to a word he said, it may have been important but I just couldn’t. I knew he wasn’t talking about Dad in particular but he was one of them and I couldn’t stand it when someone talked about my Dad like he was a bad person. He may be bad to them; to me he’s my father.
“I trust आप to conduct yourselves, always, with the utmost regard for your own and others' safety,” I heard Dumbledore say; his speech must have been over.
I looked up at the Headmaster; he was smiling down at all of us. I sighed and smiled a little, as long as we were under Dumbledore’s wings, we’d be safe.
"But now, your beds await, as warm and comfortable as आप could possibly wish, and I know that your चोटी, शीर्ष priority is to be well-rested for your lessons tomorrow. Let us therefore say goodnight. Pip pip!"

I smiled and got up from the bench, all the other around me did the same, the benches making a deafening scraping sound.
“Let’s go, we have to herd the First Years,” David कहा lazily.
I sighed.
“I hate the job,” I whined, I couldn’t help it! This was the worst part of being a Prefect.
Herding small children who didn’t know what to do. Yes, I had been the same too but I swear, I wasn’t that out of control.
“Stop whining, girl. We have to do it,” David said, trying to sound stern and failing miserably.
I laughed.
“Bye people! See आप in the dorm!” I waved at the rest of them.
They waved and exited the Hall through the large double doors.
“Let’s get going then,” David कहा walking off towards the First Years who looked...intimidated.
They found David scary? He wasn’t scary! He was just a tall bloke not scary. I ran after him.
“Can’t live without dear David, eh Roth?” I heard the भगाना, फेर्रेट comment; I just sent a glare in his direction as I stood beside David.
Why did he always appear out of nowhere? He just stood there as Pansy tried to get the First Years in a queue.
“Follow me! I don’t want anyone getting लॉस्ट या getting into fights!” David called.
The First Years were already in a queue, some were still staring at the ceiling in awe, some looking around the Hall and some looking at the ghosts who were floating around.
“You lead, I’ll stay at the back in case anyone gets lost,” I whispered to him. David nodded.
“Come on!” he waved and started walking towards the doors. I went to the end of the queue and started walking behind them.
Our little procession made its way towards the Grand Staircase. As expected, the First Years looked at it with awe. The staircase was an extraordinary sight for all the children, the one’s from Wizarding families and the Muggle-borns.
I figured they would want to know about it so I started, “These are the grand staircases and as आप can see, they keep shifting. Please be careful and try to remember the stairs आप need to take. It won’t be easy but as आप are Ravenclaws, it won’t be very difficult.”
I smiled at them as I finished.
Then David led them on the stairs. The stairs were very familiar to us and it wasn’t very difficult to make our way to the fifth floor.
We entered the Spiral Staircase that led to our common room.
The First Years were talking amongst themselves, and looking around.
I was starting to feel tired and wanted to get into my bed. The thought of a warm and comfortable बिस्तर seemed very pleasing.
We all came to a stop at the चोटी, शीर्ष of the staircase, and stood at the door. The eagle knocker at the door spoke in its usual deep voice, “Which came first, the phoenix, या the flame?”
It was a usual riddle and all of us knew the answer.
“A वृत्त has no beginning,” David stated and the door swung open.
The children nearly ran David over trying to enter the common room all at once.
I started laughing. David glared at me, “I hope it happens to आप someday.”
“Sure,” I stated.
I looked around at the common room, some students were lounging on the chairs and talking but most of them were probably in their beds already. I always felt that our common room had a soothing atmosphere, maybe it was because most of it was blue. Blue carpets, blue and silver silks, the domed ceiling was painted with stars.
“I’m going to sleep. Good night, David,” I said, as I tried to stifle a yawn.
“Okay, good night, Cal,” he smiled and left walking towards a group of boys.
I turned and made my way towards the statue of Rowena Ravenclaw, I looked up at her stone face.
Beauty and intelligence; two words that described her well.
I then entered the door leading to the girl’s dorm and went up the short flight of stairs. I then entered our room, to find Kaitlyn and Padma fast asleep in their beds. Kaitlyn...for a person who wanted to talk all night, she sure did fall asleep early.
“Wingardium Leviosa,” I whispered and flicked my wand towards my trunks that were on my bed.
They placed themselves on the floor beside my bed. I unzipped my small bag, which had all the things I needed for the night.
I changed into my pyjamas, folded my robes and placed them on the foot of my bed.
Then, I took off my bracelet and ring, placed them on the bedside तालिका, टेबल and got into bed.
I noticed that Luna wasn’t in the room yet, so I left the lights on.
“Good night, Kaitlyn..Padma...” I कहा to myself, knowing that they couldn’t hear me.
I closed my eyes, I was very tired. I hadn’t had any sleep the night before too.
The night before! My eyes opened at the memory of Dad’s voice.
“I प्यार आप two...”
I didn’t know if it was real but I knew that he loved us.
Without anymore thoughts about last night, I surrendered myself to sleep.
. . .
I: Who have आप loved in your life?
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger

I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!

I: How did आप feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...

I: Which one of your kids do आप like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)

I: were you...
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SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT HERE IT IS CHAPTER 10. ENJOY

Chapter 10: Quidditch Practice Can Ruin Friendships

I couldn't help notice that Harry was anxious in class all day.I guess I would be too,I mean,after that flying lesson when we were finally able to ride, I felt so free and relaxed.I would प्यार to play Quidditch,especially with the best झाड़ू out there,but maybe अगला साल या something like that.
After class we raced into Harry and Ron's room to open the package.
Whoa.I may not have see alot of broomsticks but that shit looked hot!He is SO lucky to be on the team.I told him how I would...
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Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?

As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for आप after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw आप leave with Harry!Where did आप all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did आप do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy आप three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no और people...
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1. This one is funny, in Harry Potter’s world owls are considered to be the primary means of communication, but in many countries owls are considered bad luck and harbingers of death.

2. आप know those witchy sounding names history in Harry Potter; well they were discovered from the famous book of herbal lore called Culpeper’s Complete Herbal.

3. The name of the लेखक J.K. Rowling has not the “K” word part of her legal name; it has been from her grandmother’s name Kathleen and was put into book to get the male readers attraction.

4. Rowling’s प्रिय beast from the series is the...
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Chapter 7: First दिन of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well और like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much और
important! आप really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...
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Today I was पढ़ना a book on my kendle , WELL it was पढ़ना to me and I bought a book called MUGGLE NET .COM : HARRY POTTER HAVE SHOULD DIE! I READ A SAMPLE OF IT AND IT कहा THAT SIRIUS BLACK LIKED LUPIN AND I WAS LIKE WHATTTTTTTT ! It book was a lie and it also कहा that ALBUS .D was gay so don't read that book but here is a sample of the wierd , selfish and GAYYYY book. " ALBUS D. DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FALL IN प्यार WITH A GIRL SO HE FELL IN प्यार WITH GRIMWATER AND SIRIUS BLACK LOVED LUPIN , HIS MOTHER WANT HIM TO MARRY A PURBLOOD SO BLACK GOT PICS OF MUGGLE WOLMEN IN THERE BATHINGSUITS...
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OKAY, BEFORE आप READ THE CHAPTER, PLEASE NOTE THAT I CAN NO LONGER TAKE ANYMORE CHARACTERS AND THAT I'M FULL SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ANYMORE, I'VE LEARNED FROM OTHER FANFICTIONS THAT IF आप PUT TO MANY CHARACTERS THE STORY GOES DOWN THE TOILET. WITH THAT SAID, LETS PRAY FOR जापान AND I HOPE आप CAN ENJOY THIS, CAUSE ITS TIMES LIKE THESE THAT MAKE आप REALIZE THAT WE DONT HAVE ALOT LEFT TO LIVE SO WE MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY ALL WE HAVE LEFT

Chapter 5:

All four of us were having a great time eating sweets Harry bought us,(I chipped in a little, i don't like being a moocher)when this bushy brown-haired...
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OKAY SO IT STARTS SLOW CAUSE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS GIRL A LITTLE BUT YOU'LL SEE HARRY AND THE GANG IN A FEW CHAPTERS.PLZ ENJOY!

Chapter 1:

आप know how sometimes your mom and dad lie to आप about stuff sometimes, like saying the tooth fairy exists या Santa Clause या the story of how a सारस drops kids on people's doorsteps or..hmm, what am I missing?
Oh,that they forget to tell आप you're a WITCH! I can't beleive my mom didn't tell me sooner!
When she finally did at first, I thought she was joking. It was a couple of months ago,before we moved to लंडन for my hometown of Queens, New York.Strange...
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 DH poster
DH poster
Yesterday,when I woke up,I was distracted.
Today,as I sat in the बहुभागी, मल्टीप्लेक्स almost 62 kms away from my house,I felt a sense of relief and satisfaction wash over me.A movie with great graphic effects and lot और other factors,Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows;Part 1 is a must watch for all the Harry Potter fans.

There are certain parts in movie which moves आप a lot,makes आप laugh,cry and sometimes,you will be gripping the hands of your seats in anticipation.

I felt sad as I watched Hermione swipe her parents's memories.I also laughed alot when Mary Cattermole kissed Ron (disguised as her husband)and...
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June 1, 1998
    Minerva was sitting in her प्रिय place on the किनारा, शोर of the lake, watching the sun rise over the silent grounds. Just to be alive, to see the first light of दिन hit the गढ़, महल that stood, so resolutely, silhouetted against fading stars, was a blessing. This was Minerva's प्रिय time of दिन because, for a few shining moments, all seemed to be as it should be; as the sun rose higher into the sky, the गढ़, महल would come to life, and the students and professors alike would sit in the great hall and talk of meaningless things and be bathed in the fresh morning...
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WWOHP Interview of HP cast.

Actors Dan Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Tom Felton, and Michael Gambon were interviewed , and spoke about their impressions of the park, as well as the production on the films ending. On the subject of the “Deathly Hallows” film wrapping, Mr. Radcliffe टिप्पणी जोड़ा गया हे on a short film put together द्वारा the crew of the film, दिखा रहा है the last sixteen months of production. His response to this film: “I don’t think there is any shame in saying we all cried like babies.”

Other highlights:

Rupert is most excited about the Pub, while Dan is a प्रशंसक of the फ्रोज़न Butterbeer, Rock...
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All over the world people are howling
About those great पुस्तकें द्वारा J. K. Rowling
Three little पुस्तकें that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With झाड़ू that fly and a बरसती, लबादा that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his साल
But it's और than one साल - it's going to be Seven!
For the प्रेमी of कल्पना that sounds like heaven!
If आप haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, आप really ought 'ter!
posted by mitchie19
Attention to all Harry Potter fans!!
A new theme park in Universal Orlando, Florida, is set to open on June 18, 2010.
Its called "The Wizard World of Harry Potter."

It took years to finish द्वारा Universals creative department i collaboration with J.K Rowling and several of the film series' directors and production designers.

The Wizarding World Theme Park is to cost between $235 - $265 million.

Its going to be huge and really exciting for all of the Harry Potter fans. आप will feel like you're inside the Harry Potter world and walking on real life places like in the फिल्में and books.
Inside sneak peek...
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posted by bribee10
I was पढ़ना HP6, at the part where आप find out that the guants are descended from the 2nd peverell brother.the ressurection stone was passed all the way down till it camme to be in the possession of Morfin, Voldemort's uncle. Young Voldemort चुरा लिया it from Morfin. which means that the 2nd peverell brother is Voldemort's great great great great great great however many greats grandfather. well we learn that harry is descended from the 3RD PEVERELL BROTHER. WHICH MEANS THAT VOLDEMORTS LOTSA GREATS GRANDFATHER IS HARRYS LOTSA GREATS UNCLE! SO I REALISE WITH MUCH EXCLAIMATIONS OF "OH MY GOSH!" THAT VOLDEMORT AND HARRY ARE DISTANT COUSINS!
please टिप्पणी दे on whether आप found this helpful या if आप already knew this. Me thinks hearing from other peoples of the webbernet is cool!
Genre: Drama/Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Mild language.)
Chapters: 2
AN: This is strongly related to my (much, much better written) one-shot, "Screaming In Our Hearts", which is about the दिन they save Junior from Azkaban.

My Junior's looks come from the actor Jamie घंटी, बेल and Senior's from the director Thomas Vinterberg: link :AN

When The Sun Turned Cold

'I'm just the shadow of the man I used to be. And it seems like there's no way out of this for me. I used to bring आप sunshine. Now all I ever do is bring आप down. How would it be if आप were standing in my shoes?'

He'd been told there's a world in every...
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posted by BatBogeyHex
Chapter 1
Renewal of Revenge



    Pant. Pant. Pant. The Disillusionment Charm I put on myself at the start of the battle was now wearing off. I was beginning to see the paled flesh of my hands. I’d better put on another one, I thought as I ducked behind a corner. “Occulto…” I whispered— but before I could finish the incantation I heard a voice.
    “Remus…Lupin. It will be my pleasure to destroy you.”
    “Professor Lupin?!” I silently gasped. The voice was eerily familiar; I know I’ve heard it before. But just as...
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Some great ways to annoy, harass, confuse, या generally scare Lord Voldemort.
Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, या at least Crucio'd round the block and back again.

Make sure to read the whole thing, it's worth it!

1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.

3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say आप taught him everything he knows.

4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

5. Ask him when he last took a bath.

6. Pat him on the head and give him फूल when his plans are foiled yet again

7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late...
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posted by vanillaicecream
By Niche Eenhoorn

This लेख will basically cover a few tips on how to cast the Killing Curse. It comes in very handy when muggles are being particularily noisy, specially after having been through the Cruciatus Curse. (both curses usually go hand in hand, unless आप are in a hurry of course, then the Killing Curse is और efficient.)

Let's start with the three basic points: the Incantation, Power of Mind and Proper use of the Wand.

1) The Incantation
First of all and perhaps most important: THE SPELLING of the incantation. It is NOT "Aveda kabrada", "Abba Kabreda" or, as the muggles have utterly...
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posted by vanillaicecream
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Accio (Summoning Charm) - Latin for "I summon."

Alohomora (Spell that opens locks) - Derived from the Hawaiian "Aloha" meaning "goodbye," and the Latin word "mora," meaning "obstacle."

Amortentia - "Amor" is the Latin word for "love," and "tentia" is derived from "tentare," which means "the handling of," "the making of an attempt," या "the attack on." Hence, "the handling of love," "making an attempt to love," या "the attack on love."

Anapneo (Spell that clears blocked airways) - In Greek, "anapneo" means "I breathe."

Aparecium (Spell that makes invisible ink appear) - From the Latin word...
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1. Do not sing We're Off To See the Wizard When sent to the headmaster's office!!!

2. You're not dying.

3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...

4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.

5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.

6. Dont talk to strange snakes

7. Voldemort has anger issues

8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.

9. A dementors किस is a किस only their mother would want

10. There is a troll in the dungeon!

11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"

12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms

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