Elena: आप scared me. What are आप doing here?
Damon: I’m hiding from Caroline.
Elena: And why is that?
Damon: I needed a break. She talks और than I can listen.
Elena: That could be a sign.
Damon: Well, she’s awfully young.
Elena: Not much younger than आप are.
Damon: Yeah. I don’t see it going anywhere in the bigger picture. I think she’d drive me crazy.
Elena: Caroline does have some annoying traits, but we’ve been फ्रेंड्स since first grade and that means something to me.
Damon: Duly noted. I’m sorry if I make आप uncomfortable. That’s just not my intention.
Elena: Yes, it is. Otherwise आप wouldn’t put an alternate meaning behind everything आप say.
Damon: You’re right. I do have other intentions, but so do you.
Elena: Really?
Damon: Mm-hm. I see them. आप want me.
Elena: Excuse me?
Damon: I get to you. आप find yourself drawn to me. आप think about me when आप don’t want to. I bet you’ve even dreamed about me. And right now आप want to किस me. (leans आगे to किस Elena, but Elena slaps him) (fave quote)
Elena: What the hell? I don’t know what game you’re trying to play with Stefan, but I don’t want to be part of it. I don’t know what happened in the past, but let’s get one thing straight. I am not Katherine.
