Santana Lopez <3

(Brittany was alone in a classroom, minding her own business and doing her homework in crayon. Santana and Quinn came in and sat अगला to her.)
Quinn: Well, Unholy Trinity once again.
Brittany (unenthusiastically): I've had better threesome moments than this, Quinn. No offense. I mean, the freshman with the Down Syndrome still owes me 10 tickets from that दिन we went to Chuck E. Cheese's.
Santana: Why are आप so down, Brit?
Brittany: I just have a lot on my plate lately.
Quinn: What happened?
Brittany: Well, first I had some disgusting eggs and cheese for breakfast today. Then I felt like I had morning...

(Will Schuester was in the choir room once again with his beloved ग्ली club, discussing their futures beyond high school.)
Mr. Schue: Well, guys. The दिन is fast approaching. I want आप all to start thinking about what you're going to do for the last days in high school, as well as the future that lies ahead for आप when आप attend college.
Rachel: No need, Mr. Schue. I'm way ahead of you.
(Rachel walks to the front of the room with a blue briefcase. Mike Chang helps set up the white board. Quinn and Santana wait impatiently.)
Santana (whispering to Quinn): Does her big plans have to be this...well--...

Rachel (to Kurt the अगला day): How's everything with Blaine going?
Kurt: We finally made up.
Rachel (to herself): And out, I bet.
Kurt: Wha--
Rachel: I have my plans set. That's what I said.
Kurt (cheerfully): Alrighty then...(He whispers to himself.) Bitch.
Rachel: What?
Kurt (pointing down the hall): Finn.

(He and Rachel look down the hall. Finn is at his locker, talking with Rory and Sam about Nationals. As soon as Finn sees Rachel waving at her, he makes a run to the cafeteria. Rory and Sam follow behind. Kurt and Rachel try to catch up.)
Rory: Finn Hudson, what's with आप running from your bride-to-be?...

(The Cheerios were practicing a routine in the gym room, and their coach, Sue Sylvester was watching uncomfortably. She was rubbing her stomach and her forehead, wondering what was going on with her. She grabbed her megaphone to yell at her hard-working Cheerios.)
Sue: Ladies, this is a disappointment!
Santana: Coach Sylvester, we've been doing this for 4 hours today already.
Brittany (confused): Really? (She spoke to herself.) Damn, I can't count time...
Sue: आप look like baby elephants swinging from vines here. Let's look light and alive, people!
(Coach Roz, coach of the swim team, could be heard...