Sue: Becky, what's the status?
Becky: The video आप put up on YouTube with Burt dancing in his underwear got almost 105,000 views.
Sue (chuckles): Whoever knew that donkey-bride-marrying idiots in tighty-whites could turn into entertainment?
Becky (giving her a thumbs-up): Outstanding, Coach.
(At that moment, Will Schuester walked in from the choir room.)
Will: What is it now, Sue?
Sue: Oh, hey, William. I see that not even a wash in Chantene can't get that disgusting oil out of your locks. आप probably didn't wash that filthy hair forest since, like, I don't know...1999?
Will: Did आप just call me here to insult my hair?
Sue (shrugs): Yes. And I also want to know about your boring campaign with Burt. What's your अगला video about? A worm on rocks? या maybe it's about Porcelain's magic chamber filled with nothing but Marc Jacobs and Anne Klein treasures that makes him look absolutely ridiculous.
Will: आप know you're not going to take down the arts, Sue. Our schools need the arts to better their chances of getting off and staying off the streets.
Sue: Well, in case आप haven't noticed, Gel Curls, this world isn't getting any better. In fact I sent my Cheerios to set up और posters and banners for my campaign downtown, and a 37-year-old bum was sitting द्वारा the big water फव्वारा in the middle of town. आप wanna know what he told me? He was to perform in a musical in his sophomore साल of high school, and got a D in almost every class he got. Makes a lot of sense that my campaign to get rid of the arts works, because that's what people in your ग्ली club, like Mohawk Monty and Happy-Feet Asian will end up like.
Becky: I never liked musicals.
Will's Thoughts: Then why the hell did आप ask to शामिल होइए ग्ली club last year? Geez...
Will: There's another explanation for what आप heard.
Sue: Well, what is it, William? आप have no proof of anything. All I have is the ग्ली club and that ridiculous school musical that आप put on recently.
Will: What musical?
Sue: Didn't your ग्ली club do 'West Side Story'?
Will: I don't remember. We did 'Rocky Horror'. Wait...is that the one where Tina and Santana took their tops off?
Becky: You're going coo-coo in the head, Mr. Schue.
Will: No, I mean it. There was this part where Tina and Santana were...I think they were trying to seduce Artie या something, and they took their shirts off. Don't आप remember? That's why the दिखाना was banned, because...you know, they...actually...
(Silence.)
Sue: Will, you're और of a perv than that midget that came over my house when I was 7.
Will: What?
Sue: I'm done with you. Get the hell out of my office.
Will: But I swear. I thought it happened.
Becky (to Sue): Is he having a moment when he's thinking about wrecking Miss Pillsbury in the bedroom?
Sue (disgusted): God, I hope it's not. My guts are twisting all around just thinking about it.
(Will got out of his सीट and headed towards the door.)
Will: Well...I guess I'll see आप later, Twinkie Cake.
(Will leaves the room, and both Sue and Becky sit there, shocked.)
Sue: God, William. When will आप stop watching 'Sex In The City'?
Well, there's Chapter Nine. I hope आप liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Eight!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Ten!!!!!
