Ghostbusters: Which One Are You? 

Dr. Egon Spengler - You are the straight man in the group, though you often come off as funny in a Ben Stein sort of way. The group couldn't exist without your knowledge, but your nerdy behavior has nearly put the team out of business on several occasions. You use Twinkies for analogies. You are either very scientifically minded or very sick for observing a fighting couple in a room for two and a half hours and for stealing a puppy from a cute little girl. Somebody thought you'd look good with red glasses and a blond pony tail, though that person ought to be hung by his genitals until he dies.

Wow, that was kind of hostel. I like both Egons.

Dr. Raymond Stantz - You seriously need to take a
chill pill every now and again. You rush into
sitiuations and shout stupid stuff like,
"Get her!" or "Actual Physical
Contact!" over odd things that only child
molesters typically find amusing. You get
excited over mundane scientific things and old
condemned pieces of junk. No one trusts your
advice on cars. You seem to have a fetish for
slime and I'm not even going to ask about your
wet dreams.

"Actual physical contact!"...um, seriously...I used to randomly quote that line all the time. LOL

LOL!