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added by Ronza911
This मजाकिया चुटकुले चित्र contains मधुशाला, नल घर, टैप हाउस, भोजन करनेवाला, and डिनर. There might also be स्कूल, स्कूली, बंगला, कुटीर, कॉटेज, बहुभागी, and मल्टीप्लेक्स.
here is one of my fav jokes-
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each दिन आप have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of आप read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of आप have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform आप that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each दिन आप have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of आप read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of आप have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform आप that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
1 दिन 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n कहा "Wat doz कुतिया, मतलबी n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx दिन d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women कहा "feel my titties" n the man कहा "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman कहा it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom कहा dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
मांद, डेन d door घंटी, बेल rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n कहा "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the रसोई, रसोईघर fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n कहा "Wat doz कुतिया, मतलबी n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx दिन d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women कहा "feel my titties" n the man कहा "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman कहा it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom कहा dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
मांद, डेन d door घंटी, बेल rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n कहा "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the रसोई, रसोईघर fuckin d turkey!
