1.One दिन a man noticed that his Credit Card is stolen...But he didn't रिपोर्ट it to Police.
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Guess WHY????? ;D
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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.....Hahahahha!!!!
2.Friend no.1:Hey dude,what are u lookin for so intensly in the keyboard?
Friend 2:I'm playin a game and it says "Press any key to continue".But I cant find the "any" key here...
3.(A teacher to a student)
Teacher:Dave,tell the name of 1 thing that has NOT been used since 10 years...
Dave:Sir,my brain!!!
Teacher:FOOL!!!
Dave:Thats why I told "Brain"...
4.One दिन a bank was robbed.The robbers succesfully managed to escape from there and hid in a truck.
Thief 1:Boss,I forgot to count how money we stole.!
Thief 2:Yeah boss,I also forgot to count!
Boss:Dont worry,we can find it out in the newspaper tomorrow!!!
5.A teacher was teaching a class....
Teacher:Draw a biagram of Bacteria.
(after 30 seconds)
Dave:Here it is,sir...
Teacher:Where, I cant see anything?!
Dave:Sir u cant see Bacteria without microscope!!!!
(END)
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Guess WHY????? ;D
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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.....Hahahahha!!!!
2.Friend no.1:Hey dude,what are u lookin for so intensly in the keyboard?
Friend 2:I'm playin a game and it says "Press any key to continue".But I cant find the "any" key here...
3.(A teacher to a student)
Teacher:Dave,tell the name of 1 thing that has NOT been used since 10 years...
Dave:Sir,my brain!!!
Teacher:FOOL!!!
Dave:Thats why I told "Brain"...
4.One दिन a bank was robbed.The robbers succesfully managed to escape from there and hid in a truck.
Thief 1:Boss,I forgot to count how money we stole.!
Thief 2:Yeah boss,I also forgot to count!
Boss:Dont worry,we can find it out in the newspaper tomorrow!!!
5.A teacher was teaching a class....
Teacher:Draw a biagram of Bacteria.
(after 30 seconds)
Dave:Here it is,sir...
Teacher:Where, I cant see anything?!
Dave:Sir u cant see Bacteria without microscope!!!!
(END)
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope आप like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do आप see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a तोता use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
द्वारा the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he कहा something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope आप like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do आप see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a तोता use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
द्वारा the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he कहा something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
Ok this is my सूची of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned द्वारा 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did आप run your last race?" and the सेकंड one said,"How did आप win the race?" the runner कहा 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes आप say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked आप out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if आप were locked in a खाना Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
