History of Magic sucks


That it does, Fred

Who thinks we need to know about Ushnark the Unbearable anyway?

Mr. Binns, apparently

Duh! Of course Mr. Binns does, he wouldn’t teach it to us otherwise, but I mean who else, I bet 2 gallyons galleons that Angelina’s bored

Don’t need to accept, आप can see her from here, she’s asleep for god’s sake AND आप can’t spell galleons!

Can too. It just took me a few tries, that’s all

Oh yeah. And Voldemort just takes a few tries to kill Harry.

How can आप relate this to Voldemort?!?

Because, I’m awesome and you’re not

How can आप have the audacity to not call me awesome?!?

Do आप even know what audacity means?

No

So don’t argue

Why not?

Because I कहा so

आप sound like Mum

Do I?

Yes

Gasp

I know *evil laugh*

आप evil bastard

What have आप got against bastards? Loads of people aren’t married with they have their first kid.

What would आप know about having your first kid?

I have one, of course

WHAT!?!

Just yanking your wand, George, I’m still a virgin

Really?... Oi! Angelina! Do आप think फ्रेड is still a virgin?

फ्रेड once told me that if he were to lose his virginity, he’d want me to have been the one to nick it – his words exactly

HA! Did आप really tell her that?

Yes

Wow. That’s actually kind of deep, आप know?

Yeah

Very monosyllabic, aren’t we?

Yeah

Don’t want to – busy staring at –

Angelina yanked the not out of George’s hands and incinerated it, she did not like being written about, she even destroyed notes if they weren’t about her, and she wasn’t going to risk it now. Not after all these years when she’d been after hi