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10 Things आप Probably Shouldn’t do in Forks या La Push

1)    Try to kill Bella Swan. I’m sorry, I want her dead too, but think about it, a coven of वैंपायर (expect Rosalie maybe) and a large pack of वेयरवोल्फ stands between आप and her. Odds are you’ll end up in the hospital (best case) या you’ll end up dead before आप can touch her (most likely case).

2)    Stand on the border between the Cullen’s and Quellite’s land, shake your fist toward La Push, and yell “Werewolves suck!” at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs. Why is this one a bad idea? One...