THIS IS A MOVIE FICTION OF BILLY MADISON, It will be based off of Billy Madison, but it will not be exactly like it. Okay people? TRUST ME this will be funny!
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Duncan Madison is a spoiled, rich boy. And seriously is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
No one knows how he could have possibly finished High school.
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Duncan's P.O.V
I woke up अगला to the pool. I had way to much stuff to drink earlier..."Hey..Geoff....Owen...I was supposed to do somthin important today..." I कहा slowly and drunkenly. Geoff woke up and कहा just as drunk "You never could do anything important." Then he laughed untill his head fell back and he passed out. "MAGAZINE DAY!" I shouted then hopped in a lawn mower and ran to get my magazines.
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I just got ready for रात का खाना with my dad becasue it is an important night for him. I don't know why.
I run down the steps and strat eating my soup. Untill this one guy, Ralph, starts making faces at me. "AHALMENJONDO!" I shout at him. "DUNCAN! No gibberish tonight." My father shouted. Ralph made the faces again. "HANDOLENGAGAKAO!" I shouted at him again. "DUNCAN GO TO BED!" My father shouted. "Shabado....Okanla...." I muttered then I went right in Ralphs face and कहा "SHANDON!" Then left really fast to go hang out with my friends
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Me and ma फ्रेंड्स प्यार to pull pranks! It's dark out, so we are finding dog shit and putting it in a paper bag. Then Ma friend Geoff will light the bag on fire! And put it on old man McClean's front porch. "Here we go!" Siad Geoff lighting the bag up. Then Owen rang the door घंटी, बेल and we all ran behind a bushon the front lawn. "A FLAMING BAG AGAIN?" Old man McClean shouted inside. "Don't put it out with आप foot!" A womans Voice shouted. "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WOMAN! CALL THE आग DEPARTMENT! THIS ONE'S OUT OF CONTROL!" The....he stomped on it! HA! "We all ran away before old man McClean could catch us. I प्यार this life! What और could any someone ask for then to be pulling pranks not having a job, and being stinking rich!
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My father called me into his office "Duncan....I have some news." "RALPH IS PREGNAT?" I shouted Of course I am being...Whats the word? When आप say some stupid shit that आप don't really mean? "DUNCAN! Focus! I have to tell आप something." My dad stated. "Do we have to talk with captin dipshit over here?" I asked motioning towards Ralph. "I AM TRING TO TELL आप I AM RETIRING AND GIVING MY COMPANY TO RALPH!" WHAT?

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Oh god no! What will happen next? Find out when I post another Chapter soon K?
This was for आप Fallintomyarms. :)