Sloth

'Do आप ever get off the couch, sir?
Do आप ever get off the सोफ़ा, सोफे and stop watching TV?
Do आप ever go for a run?
Do आप ever simply walk around या exercise outside?
Do आप just play video games all day, sir?
Do आप even do any work?
Man, आप are lazy! '

I would not be surprised if someone
कहा this to you, my friend,
For I am the cause of it all.
I am one of the Deadly Sins,
As आप humans call me,
For I am what makes people a lazy bum.

I am a daemon from the pits of hell,
As are all my other brothers,
But I must say,
That I am not a sin,
But rather a human instinct.
And it amuses me to see आप sit around on the couch,
Getting fatter,
And fatter,
And much unhealthier,
With gaining LDL,
Which your doctors call 'bad cholesterol, '
And with आप sleeping all the time,
आप just make people angry because आप will not
Get up and help.

आप see, good sir,
I am the reason
आप may have dropped out of high school,
Since आप were too lazy
To do your homework
And would have rather hit the booze
या have done drugs with your buddies instead.

I am the reason आप may have been
Taken off the Varsity team,
Because आप were either too lazy to exercise
And contribute to the sports team,
या आप may have been too lazy in school,
And decided to get all F's in school.

I am the reason आप may not have graduated,
For आप took school less seriously than others,
And आप did not do your homework,
And आप had to take your freshman courses
Over and over again
Just because आप failed them;
Yet आप could not complete your required classes
In your four years
And the No Child Left Behind Act
Took आप out of school,
Without letting आप get your diploma.

आप blew off school like it was nonsense,
And I laugh at your stupidity,
For आप struggle to get your GED to this day.

I am the reason आप may have dropped out of college,
For आप thought college was too much work,
And decided to blow off the work
And to party all the time,
Getting hangovers every morning,
And failing your classes the अगला day.
आप gave up to studying,
And gave in to me,
Which makes आप fail intensively.

I am the reason आप did not earn your major,
For आप partied too much,
And आप felt studying was too much work,
And now I am amused to see that your life
Is a wreck
With आप living in a trailer park
Lying on your couch,
Watching your antennae TV
With Dish Network as your supplier,
And आप unable to hold a job.

I am the reason आप may have लॉस्ट your job,
For आप slacked off too much,
And played games on your computer
Instead of filing reports
या programming the computer system
That your boss asked आप to do.
आप would rather play Sudoku
या check your email
Than do what your boss asks आप to do.
आप would sleep all the time,
And play Starcraft on your laptop,
And play a little bit of WOW
And Skyrim
Instead of contacting your associates
Internationally.
आप made your boss angry,
And he finally had the last straw,
So he decided to आग you,
And now आप have no job,
And your life is ruined,
For आप cannot find any employment.
It amuses me to see आप in this way,
As miserable as आप are.

I am also the reason why your marriage crashed,
For whenever आप came home,
आप would rather lie on the couch
And sleep
Than help your wife with the household chores
या making dinner
या helping take care of the kids.
I made आप irresponsible,
Making आप unreliable with money,
Untrustworthy in your actions,
Lacking in truth-telling,
And making your work ethic horrible.
Your wife cannot stand आप anymore,
For आप never help with anything,
And cannot ever keep your end of the deal.
आप pitiful little thing,
आप live your life in misery,
And all I can say is that it amuses me.

I am one of the Seven Deadly Sins,
And if your life has been clean of us,
आप better be careful,
For I या one of my brothers may very much
Taint your life,
And we take amusement in your torment.