Kal

Kutner is my favourite member of House's new team. So I have compiled a सूची of some of his funniest कोट्स so far. Unfortunately, much of the hilarity is in Kal Penn's delivery, so the written कोट्स aren't quite as funny as watching him give his lines.


House: I fired you.
Kutner: No, आप didn’t
Amber: He fired you. You're number 6.
Kutner: No, I'm number 9.
House: I approve of your shamelessness. You're still fired.


House: Vitamin D is metabolized द्वारा both the liver and kidneys - it wouldn't tell us which one screwed up.
Kutner: We could get her wasted. Give her shots of tequila, measure how long...