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2. Make all या most of your characters really, really, really boring and unlikable. If the audience doesn't wanna strangle the characters द्वारा the end of the movie, then you're doing it wrong.
3. Hire really horrible songwriters to write awful songs with atrocious lyrics.
4. Auto-tune the sh*t out of the songs. If your songs don't sound like they have the entire world's worth of auto-tune on them, then you're doing it wrong.
5. Hire really, really bad singers to sing your awful songs. The maximum amount of good singers आप can have is two या three at most.
6. Cast really bad actors who are hammy, over-the-top, and talentless. If आप don't have at least one actor who seems like he/she just came out of a basic high school अभिनय class, then आप ARE DOING IT WRONG.
7. End the movie with a cliffhanger द्वारा having a character hint at a sequel. This is absolutely crucial. If आप don't have someone say "You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?", then आप ARE DOING IT WRONG, DAMN IT.
8. Make sure your movie is chock-full of plot holes. Your movie absolutely needs to have PLOT HOLES GALORE to maximize the amount of confusion and idiocy.
9. Repeat ad nauseum. Pretty soon, you'll have fourteen of these things under your बेल्ट (just like Land Before Time!), and the little kids will be eating it up like चॉकलेट cake.
Follow these steps, and you, too, can be successful without even trying!
The Novel that started it all!
So, a while पूर्व I wrote this लेख on my चोटी, शीर्ष ten प्रिय and least प्रिय डिज़्नी characters (in comments) and, as always, felt this needed an update, since a lot has changed in my lists. My hate and प्यार has grown for some of these characters, some have just made it on my list.
My opinion has changed undoubtably, and I have decided to rewrite this लेख to fit my new opinions!
As always lets start with my least प्रिय out of the way, so I can get आप pissed off, and get it over. Oh, and I don't want to see any bullying over my opinion. Okay? Okay.
10. Honey Lemon- Big Hero 6
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My opinion has changed undoubtably, and I have decided to rewrite this लेख to fit my new opinions!
As always lets start with my least प्रिय out of the way, so I can get आप pissed off, and get it over. Oh, and I don't want to see any bullying over my opinion. Okay? Okay.
10. Honey Lemon- Big Hero 6
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10. Anna
I think she's really pretty! I really like that her hair is so shiny and she has such pretty hairstyles! I also प्यार her face shape because it's round, but not too round.Plus her glittering blue eyes are priceless and so are her long eyelashes. I think her rosy cheeks, freckles, and tiny nose are just adorable! I just wish her clothes complimented her nice body more, but that's the only complaint I have.
9. Alice
Wow she is REALLY pretty. I प्यार her thick, fluffy bright blonde hair and adorable but realistic facial structure. Her eyes are a strong blue color that really stand...
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I think she's really pretty! I really like that her hair is so shiny and she has such pretty hairstyles! I also प्यार her face shape because it's round, but not too round.Plus her glittering blue eyes are priceless and so are her long eyelashes. I think her rosy cheeks, freckles, and tiny nose are just adorable! I just wish her clothes complimented her nice body more, but that's the only complaint I have.
9. Alice
Wow she is REALLY pretty. I प्यार her thick, fluffy bright blonde hair and adorable but realistic facial structure. Her eyes are a strong blue color that really stand...
