GEORGES HAUTECOURT
Come on, Edgar. Last one upstairs is a nincompoop.
EDGAR
Could we take the elevator this time, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
That birdcage? Poppycock! Elevators are for old people. Whoops!
EDGAR
May I give आप a hand, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
आप wouldn't have an extra foot, would you, Edgar?
enhance! (1) लोल (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 EDGAR
Morning, Frou-Frou, my pretty steed.
EDGAR
Can आप keep a secret?
EDGAR
Of course आप can.
EDGAR
I've some news straight from the horse's mouth. If you'll pardon the expression, of course.
enhance! (0) लोल (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 EDGAR
[his last words] You're going to Timbuktu if it's the last thing I do.
enhance! (0) लोल (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute -1 MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
As आप know, I have no living relatives, and I want my बिल्ली to be well taken care of. And who can do that better than my faithful servant, Edgar?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
Edgar? Adelaide, आप mean you're giving your vast fortune to Edgar?All your stocks and bonds, this-this mansion, your country chateau, your jewels and gems...?
MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
No, no, no, George. To my cats.
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
To your cats?
EDGAR
[gasping] Cats?
MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
Yes. I just wish for the बिल्ली to inherit first. Then at the end of their life span, the entire estate reverts to Edgar.
EDGAR
बिल्ली inherit first, and I come after the cats! After I... oh. It's not fair! [Stands up, hits head on intercom] Ooh! I mean, each cat will live about twelve years, I can't wait... and each cat has nine lives! That's four times twelve, times nine... No, it's less than that. Anyway, that's और than I'll ever live. I'll be gone! No, oh, no. They'll be gone. I'll think of a way. After all, there are millions of reasons why I should. All of them dollars. Millions. Those बिल्ली have got to go!
Come on, Edgar. Last one upstairs is a nincompoop.
EDGAR
Could we take the elevator this time, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
That birdcage? Poppycock! Elevators are for old people. Whoops!
EDGAR
May I give आप a hand, sir?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
आप wouldn't have an extra foot, would you, Edgar?
enhance! (1) लोल (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 EDGAR
Morning, Frou-Frou, my pretty steed.
EDGAR
Can आप keep a secret?
EDGAR
Of course आप can.
EDGAR
I've some news straight from the horse's mouth. If you'll pardon the expression, of course.
enhance! (0) लोल (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute 0 EDGAR
[his last words] You're going to Timbuktu if it's the last thing I do.
enhance! (0) लोल (0) win (0) :-( (0) wtf (0) cute -1 MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
As आप know, I have no living relatives, and I want my बिल्ली to be well taken care of. And who can do that better than my faithful servant, Edgar?
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
Edgar? Adelaide, आप mean you're giving your vast fortune to Edgar?All your stocks and bonds, this-this mansion, your country chateau, your jewels and gems...?
MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
No, no, no, George. To my cats.
GEORGES HAUTECOURT
To your cats?
EDGAR
[gasping] Cats?
MADAME ADELAIDE BONFAMILLE
Yes. I just wish for the बिल्ली to inherit first. Then at the end of their life span, the entire estate reverts to Edgar.
EDGAR
बिल्ली inherit first, and I come after the cats! After I... oh. It's not fair! [Stands up, hits head on intercom] Ooh! I mean, each cat will live about twelve years, I can't wait... and each cat has nine lives! That's four times twelve, times nine... No, it's less than that. Anyway, that's और than I'll ever live. I'll be gone! No, oh, no. They'll be gone. I'll think of a way. After all, there are millions of reasons why I should. All of them dollars. Millions. Those बिल्ली have got to go!
