DT: Stranger Than Fiction Trailer

Kate: Excuse me? Excuse me? Are आप Miss Duffy?
Paige: Yes.
Kate: Am I interrupting-
Paige: Yes.
Kate: I’m the assistant your publishers hired.
Paige: The publishers think I have writer’s block.
Kate: Do आप have writer’s block?
Paige: I don’t know how to kill Roy Mustang. (close up of his name on computer screen)
Caption: PAIGE DUFFY is लेखन her new novel.
Paige (narration): This is a story about a man named Roy Mustang. घोड़ा lived a life of solitude. He would walk घर alone; he would eat alone.
Caption: ROY घोड़ा is her main character.
Paige (narration): (as घोड़ा brushes teeth) When others’ minds would fantasize about their upcoming day…
Mustang: (stares at toothbrush) Hello?
Caption: Little does SHE know…
Paige (narration): घोड़ा just counted brushstrokes.
Mustang: All right, who just कहा “Mustang just counted brushstrokes”?
Caption: घोड़ा really exists.
Mustang: I think I’m being followed.
Hughes: How are आप being followed? You’re not moving.
Mustang: It’s द्वारा a woman’s voice. She’s narrating.
Hughes: Who?
Paige (narration): घोड़ा couldn’t concentrate on his work.
Mustang: I can’t think while you’re talking.
Kelsey: आप have a voice speaking to you.
Mustang: About me. Accurately. And with a better vocabulary.
Paige (narration): घोड़ा found himself exasperated…
Mustang: SHUT UP!
Paige (narration): …cursing the heavens in futility.
Mustang: No, I’m not, I’m cursing you, आप stupid voice, so shut up and leave me alone!
Caption: Botsnabi Pictures Presents
Xavier: So you’re the young gentleman who called me about the narrator. The thing is to determine conclusively as to whether you’re in a comedy या a tragedy. Have आप met anyone recently who might loathe the very core of you?
Mustang: I’m an IRS agent.
Gwen: Get bent, Tax Man!
Mustang: Everyone hates me.
(Crowd starts booing)
Xavier: Well, that sounds like a comedy.
Kate: Have आप written anything new today?
Paige: I figured out how to kill Roy Mustang. (narration) Little did he know, that events had been set in motion that would lead to his immanent death.
Mustang: What? Why?! Hello?! Come on!
Caption: This fall…
Xavier: (watching TV) Oh, goodie. This woman, Paige Duffy, one of my प्रिय authors.
Mustang: That’s her. That’s the voice; she’s the narrator.
Caption: She thinks she’s लेखन the ending.
(phone ringing)
Mustang: (via phone)Paige Duffy? My name is Roy Mustang, I believe you’re लेखन a story about me.
Paige: Is this a joke?
Caption: But it’s only the beginning.
Mustang: आप have to understand that this isn’t a story to me, it’s my life! I wanna live. (To Malory) I need to speak to Paige Duffy. I’m one of her characters.
Malory: I’m sorry?
Mustang: I’m in her new book, and she’s going to kill me.
Malory: (disbelieving) Oh.
Mustang: (Almost gets hit द्वारा a क्रेन crashing through the wall)
Xavier: How exciting is that?
Caption: DT: Stranger Than Fiction