Season 1, episode 1!

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy… can’t believe the प्यार of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was.

Dan: She doesn’t know me. Nobody knows me. It’s cool. It’s fine.
Serena: From last night, right? Uh, I’m… sorry about that.
Dan: आप remember me? (to the Concierge) She remembers me!

Serena: So, pick me up at eight?
Dan: You’d really go out with some guy आप don’t know?
Serena: Well, आप can’t be worse than the guys I do know.

Serena: So आप took me to meet your dad on our first date?
Dan: So this… this is a date? Ah, maybe I should have worn my...