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posted by Hyfang
Hello....Welcome to my graveyard. My name is Death other known as Satan या The Devil. But I'm here to tell आप a story about my son...The one who sweep the whole Earth to cold victory. It all began when....

"The Birth of My Son is Here!" Death Laughed as the women who's giving birth to the Prince of Hell. The demons was cheering as out came a baby, the women was instantly killed of blood loss and pain. "My Son is here!" Death said, as he held the baby up into the air. "Firius, The Prince of Death and The Undead will save us all!" The baby eyes glowed red and he gave a small smirk.

-16 Years Later-

"Charles Wilson! आप are in detention! I'll be back to get some files in the office" The teacher said, as she left the room.

"Why do I have to be here! Ugh!!!" Charles said, as he heard a yell coming out of the room. He left the room and saw blood coming out of the principal's office. Charles rushed over to see what happened.

The teacher,Mrs.McNichoals, was found dead on the marble floor. Charles gasped as he backed up. He backed up from the principal's office and falling into somebody. Charles quickly got up and looked at him. The guy was teenager like,with blade-like claws,with a grayish hoodie jacket. The blood of Mrs.McNichoals was falling of the bladed claws. "Your next!" The guy said, with a deep and low voice. Charles ran as fast as he could out of the school. It was pitch black out and couldn't see a thing. He ran and saw Sammy and Friends...it could only be the safest spot for right now. He busted the door with his fist and went running into the camera room.

Charles made it to the camera room just in time before the man came to kill him. He locked the doors to the camera room but was looking at the cameras. He still didn't see the man but he saw the animatronics started to get up from the spots all coming toward him. If आप was in his shoes..you know he already shitted in his pants.

Sooner या later, the animatronics was breaking the door down. They finally did it and Charles was scared as fuck! The Animatronics was followed द्वारा the man. The man song as he had a spool of thread and a needle in his hand as the animatronics carried another animatronic but it was unfinished. "A penny for a spoon of thread and a penny for a needle, that's the way the money goes...POP GOES THE WEASLE!" The man screamed and laughed. Charles was nearly out of tears as the man took out Charles's eyes and brain. The body of Charles was decades as The man put the brain and eyes into the unfinished animatronic.

.....Wasn't that fun! Watch your back आप maybe be next!
posted by FrostyBlazer
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?

Masky: easy! *takes out phone*

SE: Hello आप have reached hell, please hold

Masky: Seed Eater! We need आप to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!

SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...

Masky: आप and I both know आप don't really agree with his ideals

SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!

Masky: ok, we are in Maine

SE: a little और specific

Masky: in a forest

SE: a little और Masky...

Masky: near black pond

SE: will send it right away!

Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?

SE: will send it in a few minutes!
posted by FrostyBlazer
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We हटाइए once the purge starts

Purger: yes sir!

*meanwhile*

Masky: man... I'm running out of pills

Hoody: we will get आप some bro

EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?

Jeff: they have no business with us

Johnny: they work for Zalgo...

Jeff: Fuc*

Masky: ... Aha!

All: what?

Masky: the abandoned SCP building!

EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have

Johnny: being killed?

Jeff: worst choice ever
posted by FrostyBlazer
*2 weeks later*

Slender: breakfast is ready!

Johnny: awesome!... just because आप don't trust me doesn't mean आप have to stalk me...

Hoody: I'm not stalking you...

Johnny: bullshi*

Lucius: how the hell did आप learn how to cook?

Slender: I had a daughter...

Lucius: cool

Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...

*swoosh*

Zalgo: ...

Lisa: ...

Zalgo: FUC-

*swoosh*

Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan

Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army या supporters of it

Johhny: and if आप let me go I could get my guys to help you...

All but Lucius: NO!

Lucius: do we have a choice?

All but Lucius: NO...
posted by FrostyBlazer
????: hello my dear

???: *screaming*

???: आप are a sick, sadistic, maniac!

????: to bad... I AM a killer now...

???: do आप feel any guilt?

????: every single दिन I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!

???: but why did आप kill them?

????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!

???: आप are crazy!

????: well thank आप captain obvious!... now if आप excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait आप can't, आप are tied up! *sadistic laughing*

???: आप are in better place Mr. snuggles...
posted by FrostyBlazer
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback

Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik

Solonik: what? how did आप get in here?!

Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth

Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why आप are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?

Henry: yes... WE would like आप to rejoin, आप are the weapons expert...

Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon

Henry: there will be none of that if आप don't help!

Solonik: ...

Henry: fine then... *walks away*

Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers
posted by FrostyBlazer
Guard: आप have a visitor Lecter

Lecter: ...

Guard: आप talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*

Lecter: hello Henry

Henry: hello Mr. Lecter

Lecter: so... what is your business here?

Henry: well... आप are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...

Lecter: they broke the treaty?

Henry: exactly

Lecter: well then... may आप open the door for me?

Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter

*opens door*

Henry: welcome back

Society of Killers
posted by FrostyBlazer
*meanwhile*

Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-

Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...

Henry: yes master... what is it?

Kagekao: gather the team...

Henry: yes sir!

*back to the story!*

Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?

Slender: I sent him to my brother

*TV दिखाना swoosh*

Splender: Toby, would आप like some और tea?

Toby: yes!

Splender: Mr. Fluff, would आप like some और tea?

Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!

Audience: *laughing*

* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
posted by FrostyBlazer
Zalgo: hmmmm...

Observer: hmmmm...

SL: hmmmm...

Lisa: hmmmm...

Targeter: hmmmm...

Pyris: hmmm...

BVRV: pika...

Zalgo: I got it!

All: what is it?

Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...

Observer: and?

Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...

Targeter: and?

Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!

Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?

Zalgo: ._.

All: ._.

Zalgo: fuc*
posted by FrostyBlaze
Slender: Observer, आप are in charge

Observer: yes sir...

Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*

*Ding Dong*

Masky: yes? *opens door*

???: contract for आप sir

Masky: thanks seedy

SE: आप are welcome masky

Masky: Who is your friend?

SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP

Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...

Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*

Lucius: I win
posted by FrostyBlaze
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took आप so long?

SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!

Zalgo: like?

SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...

Zalgo: and?

SL: thats all...

Zalgo: ._.

SL: sir?

Zalgo: ...

SL: ummmmmm...

Zalgo: THATS ALL

SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30

Zalgo: WHY आप - wait, did आप say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?

SL: yeah?

Zalgo: take care of the अंडरवर्ल्ड for me!

*going through portal*

SL: wait what? don't आप have to take care o-

Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!

*portal closes*

SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
[WARNING: This is for once not a fictional story! Everything in this लेख is real, and DO NOT recommend actually trying this game! It is dangerous, and I don't want anyone getting hurt.]

This लेख is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.

Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly आप are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say आप are...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
Porter: हे guys *hanging from foot on tree*

Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?

Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, हे HOW DID आप NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!

Porter: well आप were to busy chasing sonic आप didn't listen to me when I कहा I was blind

Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face

Porter: आप don't have a face?

Slender: shi*

ToTheArk: where are we going to live?

Jeff: well...

Slender: no!

Jeff: he owes us!

Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!

Jeff: do we have any other options?

Slender: fine...

Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?

Slender: I will tell आप later *unties rope*

Porter: *flop* ow...
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posted by usernameinvalid
The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Demonic and Unimaginable imagination.

Chuckie died a long time पूर्व along with his mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy या a girl thus creating the twins.
As for "All Grown Up" the teenage Angelica became addicted to various narcotics which further aggravated her Schizophrenia, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations...
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posted by yamishadow2001
I saw her behind me I ran away as jumped out off the झूला, स्विंग and ran away as far as I could,but she appeared infront of me I thought I was dead but then a guy wearing a mask and a white cloack appeared and told me to get lord death amd then he opened a portal and pushed me on it I arrived therr fast and ran to the academy and warned lord death when he heard this he took me to a room and told me to learn two techniques.
I came out of the room after 45 मिनटों and told him Im ready and I summoned two glowing swords सोना swords and teleported myself back to the forest and saw the man still fighting...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!

Trevor: yes?

Caller: yes?

Boots: ... (yes?)

cRYPT: I have a task for you...

Trevor and Caller: what is it?

Boots: ... (like आप can't do it)

cRYPT: I want आप to take down the other Proxys

Trevor: but Zalgo says-

cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?

Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)

Caller: we are on it sir!

All: *all leave*

cRYPT: Jane!

Jane: yes?

cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...

Jane: bu-

cRYPT: g0?

Jane: yes sir! *teleports*

cRYPT: *sigh*
posted by FrostyBlazer
Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!

Both: *run in* yes?

Slender: we ran out of milk

Both: ._.

*intermission*

Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the दूध and आप a toy

Jeff: yay!

Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus

Jeff: aww

*crash*

Lucius: huh? who's there?!

Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the right*

*flop*

Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill आप Zalgo demons!

Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy

Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the left*

*flop*

Johnny: dam*it!