DJ लंडन - Fuck Em [Grime Instrumental]

9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when आप need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in आप want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...

Hey, what's up, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, The Garnet Umbreon, is here. Today या tonight, depending on where आप at, I'm gonna brag on Sergio Gonzales's Ultimate पोकेमोन team! Who is Sergio, आप ask? Sergio Gonzales is an Aura Warrior straight outta Madrid with a unique power to turn into a green and black, humanoid Zoroark when he gets pissed off enough! But all in all, he's a calm guy with a प्यार for Shadow Bellatrix.

Sergio: आप कहा आप weren't gonna mention that!
Coke: Sorry.

But anyways, let's get started, ya filthy animals!

Noivern
Gender: Male
Ability: Frisk
Moves:
Dragon Pulse
Flamethrower...

Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis

Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.

The following takes place between....

Why the hell am I saying that? This is not 24

Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news आप might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good....

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs द्वारा at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, आप read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! कोक here. Today/tonight I've been thinking about Pokémon: Aura Warriors for a while. Since Team Rocket has a motto, I thought about making one.

Ash: Meeting time.
Manuel: Yawn.
Sergio: Did आप use anchovy paste to brush your teeth again? :/
Manuel: Got a problem with that?
Aura: YES!
Ash: Can we hear the आदर्श वाक्य already PLEASE?
Yes.

Let's get started.

We are the next-gen Aura Warriors,

Sworn to protect the world where...

Humans and पोकेमोन live in.

We use our aura and पोकेमोन to stop the evils that

Lurk in this planet

We are guided द्वारा the power of Arceus.

We are guided द्वारा our...

*Rock The Party द्वारा JAUZ x Ephwurd [SPINNIN] plays*

*song dies out*

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are आप liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.


Today, I'm bringing a पोकेमोन trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any सवालों before we get started?

Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.

About him

Name: Dakota
Manuel: But आप just said...
I know what I said, dammit!

From:...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here. I guess आप are aware about the RP दिखाना Pokémon: Aura Warriors? Yes? No?

Manuel: No.
You're in it, dumbass. 😕

Well it's a collaboration RP that I do with AuratheLucario, better known as Aura. I also do a rewritten version with horofox, which will be continued sooner या later. The one with AuratheLucario is delayed until Spring. Sooooo... I'm gonna do a commercial for a new season.

Manuel: *comes out with princess costume he wore for Halloween* I'm ready for my line.
You're not a damsel in distress; you're an Aura Warrior....

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon प्रशंसक club fans. CokeTheUmbreon here! Hope आप all enjoyed Thanksgiving! क्रिस्मस (or whatever आप guys celebrate around this time of year) is coming! Today I wanna tell आप why I don't believe in Santa Claus. I'm gonna be VERY tact.

(Background song: This क्रिस्मस द्वारा Chris Brown)



*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip

Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if आप think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.

Let's get started.

1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read पुस्तकें and articles...

Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.

Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Thomas: Circles?
Sean: Yes.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of बिना सोचे समझे circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: आप hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this....

Theme Song: link

Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed द्वारा falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

1960

Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees और falling letters*...

Hello, guys! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today, I'm gonna do this because I'm bored as fuck. I'm gonna do a 'How to piss off' लेख of one of my Pokémon: Aura Warriors RP characters. (Don't flame, this is just for shits and giggles...)

Manuel: *literally shits and giggles*
Tyler वैन, वान Berg (another RP character): 😑

(Let's just begin)

1. Call him fat

Manuel: I'm just husky. V.V
CokeTheUmbreon: It IS true that you're fat.
Manuel: T_T

2. Make fun of his secret crush on Aura

Umbra: FatAura Shipping!
Manuel: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

3. Eat up his food.

Selene (another RP character): Mmmmm... fried bacon-wrapped...

Hello, Umbreonians! CokeTheUmbreon here. Since thePokémon: Aura Warriors RP is being delayed until Spring, I decided to do this पोकेमोन trainer that will play a part in the RP. Her name is Janine Walcott. (Don't put her and Aura together... PLEASE! 😓)

All cold sweat emojis aside. Let's get to it.

Manuel: She's mean. One time, she threatened to kill me if I didn't help her win the...
CokeTheUmbreon: Don't worry, man. She doesn't appear until after Nigro/Soion dies (or comes to his senses.)

Let's do this.

About Her

Name: Janine Walcott

From: Canyon City

Trainer Class: Ace Trainer

Ethnicity: White...