Alice: I don’t blame आप for being nervous, Mr. Brady. This is a very important Saturday.
Mike: [puts sugar into his coffee] Why should I be nervous? What makes आप think I’m nervous?
[[Alice]]: It’s the first time I ever saw आप take twenty-one spoons of sugar.
[[Mike]]: [pauses] I like it sweet.

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Carol: [on the phone] Cindy thought there are real तितलियों in my stomach.
[[Mike]]: You’re lucky if आप only get butterflies. I’ve got six flying saucers in mine.

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