Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

आप can get a perfect score on your SATs द्वारा putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why did Chuck Norris पार करना, क्रॉस the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't पार करना, क्रॉस the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk मंच and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to पार करना, क्रॉस the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. झाड़ी, बुश was wonderin how to पार करना, क्रॉस a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only जानवर that Chuck Norris let them live.

When घंटी, बेल invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
(sorry my english it's not very good) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
HIDH पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

येशु can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even और badass than in this one. When it was discovered द्वारा Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना