The two things everyone's been talking about lately are Christian Bale's onset freakout and those ubiquitous 25 बिना सोचे समझे Things About Me lists. It got us wondering if maybe Christian Bale himself had made a list, so we hacked into his फेसबुक account. And then we made this fake list.
1) I ad-libbed all of Newsies. It wasn't even supposed to be a musical.
2) My philosophy: It's not who आप are underneath, but how good आप are at staying out of my fucking eye-line that defines you.
3) I लॉस्ट my virginity to Miranda Richardson on the set of Empire of the Sun. In costume. Her costume.
4) If I've...
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