प्यार her या her loathe her, the Cher Lloyd bandwagon continues to roll on, to the point where she was trending worldwide this morning on Twitter. But can new single With UR प्यार hit the lows of Swagger Jagger?

“It’s not the winning, it’s the taking part.” That hopeless, condescending aphorism that rings in the ears of every chubby, asthmatic kid on school sports day. All designed to encourage a sense of camaraderie and team spirit, rather than the venal every-man-for-himself mentality that defines a true champion. Maybe that’s why we’re just not very good at winning in the UK. Perhaps...

Yo,My best friend best friend till the very end
Cause best फ्रेंड्स best फ्रेंड्स don't have to pretend
आप need a hand and I'm right there beside you
आप in the dark, I'll be the bright light to guide you
'Remember the time-time-times sneaking out the house
All of the time-time-times that आप had your doubts
And don't forget all the trouble we got into
We got something आप can't undo-do

Laughing so damn hard
Crashed your dads new car
All the scars we share
I promise, I swear

Both: Wherever आप go just always remember
That आप got a घर for now and forever
And if आप get low just call me whenever...