1. Poke him with his own cane.
2. Spill your drink on his lap "by accident", say that you're drunk.
3. Run towards him, hug him and say "I प्यार you, David Bowie!"
4. Grab the closest cane-like object near आप and dance like him on the club dance-floor.
5. Occasionally ask him if he and Quorra were और than friends.
6. Spank him with his own cane.
7. Ask him every घंटा if he likes Gem.
8. Yell "OMG, Ziggy Stardust!!" whenever आप see him.
9. Whenever he gives आप a drink, ask him what he put in it.
10. Tell him you're looking for Zuse, when he tells आप he "is" Zuse, say "YOU LIE!!!"
11. Tell all the...
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